Proud father and tortured sports fan. Attorney by day, dreamer by night. Recovering Orioles fan. Wahoowa! Let's Go Braves, I guess!?!

Richmond, VA
Joined June 2014
ORIOLES WIN! Like retweet and follow! I’ll select one lucky winner tomorrow to receive this Pete Alonso card! #Birdland
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Congrats to @DM_Rubenstein and @MElias for making this Richmonder go back thirty years to say, “Let’s go Braves!?!”
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ORIOLES WIN!!! Like retweet and Follow! I’ll select one lucky winner tomorrow around noon to win this Gunnar Henderson card!! #Birdland
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I gotta figure that the NCAA coaches who didn’t make the tournament or already lost are watching March Madness games like it’s QVC—- oooh, I like that one! Look at all the features! Gotta order one for next season!
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Lazy, shady officiating… I don’t recall too many jump balls off missed free throws clearly out of bounds on ND foot… lazy and cost us 3 points.
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VPISU has gone 43,746 days without winning an NCAA championship #TitlelessTown
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Why are so many @dallascowboys players choosing to have obstructed breathing while they play tonight? What’s up with the masks that go over the mouth? Please explain. @VoiceOfTheStar
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I’ll take pooping the bed for a thousand, Alex! @jakemalasek
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Penn state recruits to THE University Of Virginia
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Ironically, Chandler morris looks like Joey tribbiani in his espn pic
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Today I learned antiperspirants have more than doubled in price at Kroger; bought extra smelly dryer sheets instead! 🤪
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Stoked to know cal Ripken has to watch this BS in person… maybe changes will happen!
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I have this fantasy that maybe @MElias is playing chess not checkers, going to quickly get CHEAP, bargain extensions for our struggling players and THEN bring in the real hitting coaches for @Orioles and we will all laugh and start winning tons any day…. 🤣
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There are very few perks to driving a @Nissan, but not having to check for swastickas or 🔑 marks every morning is nice!
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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.
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Remember those stupid analogy questions like this? Fill in the blank with the best answer: Putin: Ukraine :: Trump::________ A) Greenland B) Panama Canal C) Canada D) Gulf of Mexico
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The City of Richmond is taking "dry January" way too far! Let the people shower! 🤣
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Looks like we get to experience the Sunday dread of work feeling four times these two weeks!
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It's so fitting that the Sunday night football song uses the "I hate myself for loving you" tune! Definitely easy to hate myself for loving Dallas... 🤣 @dallascowboys @BloggingTheBoys @VoiceOfTheStar
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"Hello, Delta! I'd like to book a ticket for a seat on one of your DRONES taking off from Richmond International Airport next week..."
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