@briscrh

free birthing in the Trader Joes bathroom 🚽 kind of a sort of maybe big deal

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Joined March 2026
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So finger bang chicken wang
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im behind a guy with cargo shorts a lightning mcqueen backpack and tow mater crocs on i found the superior human specimen
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im becoming a finance major fuuuucckk this
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I'm teaching Owen how to play red light green light 🐢🚦🐢🚦🚦
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OWEN NO THATS A RED LIGHT
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Coworker froze to death in the walk in freezer
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use my stupid german words that other stupid germans used 2 centuries before i was in my dads balls!! please call me smart for supporting nationalist movements because dialectics or some shit!!!!! take me fucking seriously!!!!!!!!!!
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this one always gets me
I CAN SING AND I CAN DANCE AND IM SKINNY!!!!πŸ•ΊπŸΏ
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European explaining how deep a lake is: Imagine destroying Africa
Lake Baikal in Russia has *so* much water that if it were emptied over Africa, it would cover the *entire continent* in 0.78 metres (2 ft 7 in) of depth. And this is despite Baikal being only 1/1000th of Africa’s surface area. 1/2
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Join if you see β™ͺ pronouns ⦂ he/any β™ͺ height ⦂ 6'4 β™ͺ zodiac ⦂ sagittarius β™ͺ smoke ⦂ nop sxe for lief β™ͺ tattoos ⦂ none yetπŸ‘€πŸ‘€ β™ͺ piercings ⦂ none but i might get ear studs :0P β™ͺ fav colour ⦂ burgundy/maroon β™ͺ fav drink ⦂ coffee of any kind
Join if you see β™ͺ pronouns ⦂ he him β™ͺ height ⦂ 5'2 β™ͺ zodiac ⦂ virgo β™ͺ smoke ⦂ weed only β™ͺ tattoos ⦂ none yet β™ͺ piercings ⦂ only 2 β™ͺ fav colour ⦂ greeeeen β™ͺ fav drink ⦂ jumex peach nectar
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hi for this i made a flag for people who like apples. red is for 🍎 green is for 🍏 yellow is for apple juice and apple sause
Replying to @seriyuri_
I dnt need a flag announcing that I like a fruit
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g g ez gg fucking ez g g g ez gg fucking ez g frickin
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old but me and my favorite album
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why cant we just shun people anymore without people acting like its the same thing as submitting it to lawmakers and making whatever we shun someone for illegal what if i just think so and so is a dick and a bad person and dont want to associate myself with him or his associates
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Der neue GegenStandpunkt zu 'Die LINKE': "Im Namen der politischen Staatsform – Demokratie – macht sich Die Linke nicht nur fΓΌr die Form, sondern fΓΌr den Staat stark, dessen ΓΆkonomische und politische RΓ€son sie andernorts als Klassenherrschaft anprangert." de.gegenstandpunkt.com/artik…
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one .1️⃣ wet geen birt.πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’šπŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’šπŸ’§πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’šπŸ’š
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if anyone dares to call me vanilla i will yell, for i have the most extreme and masochistic kink of them all. i am a wagecuck
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Tw// death, kirk, violence I saw the tl talking about trending 9/11 tomorrow. PLEASE DONT. Its the anniversary of charlie's death. For people who may not know, its a terrorist attack which involved shooting and deaths. Similar to when Techno killed Tubbo... so be respectful
Tw// death, 9/11, violence I saw the tl talking about trending beetwt selfie day tomorrow. PLEASE DONT. Its the anniversary of 9/11. For people who may not know, its a terrorist attack which involved bombing and deaths. Similar to when Wilbur bombed L’manburg... so be respectful
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i had this in the drafts for kirksmas but i forgot to post highk
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three3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ yellow birtsπŸ’›πŸ’›πŸ’›πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸ’›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸ’›πŸ’›πŸ’›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ‘πŸ’›πŸŸ‘
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i would let myself be torn limb from limb like william wallace to protect the beths from the evils of warfare
Lets go to war with new zealand
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