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Joined August 2013
BREAKING NEWS. A BBJ Exclusive. Three hours after Howard Stern ended his interview with @SachaBaronCohen, a seemingly confused Robin Quivers is still on Zoom waiting for Stern to turn her mic back on so she cay say "bye!" to Cohen. More details as they become available. @TheSun
BREAKING NEWS. A BBJ Exclusive After a confused Robin Quivers fucked up last week on @hbomax during Sternac, holding up an empty hand & saying, "In my hand I have the final envelope," Howard Stern didn't turn on her mic back on so she could say "bye!" to @SachaBaronCohen @TheSun
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BREAKING NEWS. A BBJ Exclusive After a confused Robin Quivers fucked up last week on @hbomax during Sternac, holding up an empty hand & saying, "In my hand I have the final envelope," Howard Stern didn't turn on her mic back on so she could say "bye!" to @SachaBaronCohen @TheSun
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"I've been in a million fights." ~ Howard Stern to @SachaBaronCohen. @OfficialAli_G, okay, that was funny.
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"You got George Santos in the movie." ~ Stern to Cohen. @OfficialAli_G This interview goes on much longer they'll be no need to lay out cash to watch the movie.
"In your new movie, when this woman is giving birth...and she's shitting and pissing...~ Howard Stern again revealing sight gags in a @SachaBaronCohen movie. "And again, I don't want to destroy the movie." ~ Cohen. @OfficialAli_G, guess you didn't learn the last time, right?
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"Do you think anti-semitism has just gotten worse?" ~ Howard Stern to @SachaBaronCohen #TwoJewsTalkingAntiSemitism.
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"Have you heard of the Milgram experiment?" ~ Sacha Baron Cohen to the Least Intellectually Curious Man in Showbiz. "No." ~ Howard Stern. @Caseybloys You just dumb.
"In your new movie, when this woman is giving birth...and she's shitting and pissing...~ Howard Stern again revealing sight gags in a @SachaBaronCohen movie. "And again, I don't want to destroy the movie." ~ Cohen. @OfficialAli_G, guess you didn't learn the last time, right?
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"In your new movie, when this woman is giving birth...and she's shitting and pissing...~ Howard Stern again revealing sight gags in a @SachaBaronCohen movie. "And again, I don't want to destroy the movie." ~ Cohen. @OfficialAli_G, guess you didn't learn the last time, right?
"I'm thinking of the new movie when you take the boner pills..." ~ Howard Stern once again revealing jokes in @SachaBaronCohen's new movie.
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"I'm thinking of the new movie when you take the boner pills..." ~ Howard Stern once again revealing jokes in @SachaBaronCohen's new movie.
Replying to @SachaBaronCohen
@SachaBaronCohen Just a heads up that celebrities are canceling doing Stern Show interviews when they hear that he does it via Zoom from his Hamptons bowling alley/basement studio. You gonna cancel? And will Stern reveal all your new movie's punch lines like he did last time?
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"It's cool that I'm with Bono..." ~ Stern to @SachaBaronCohen. "When I interviewed Bruce Springsteen..." @Caseybloys Not being critical but ever since the @hbomax deal, Howard is doing some real heavy lifting trying to convince everyone that he's a big deal. It's kinda pathetic.
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"Oh dear." ~ @rqui home in Jersey listening to @SachaBaronCohen tell Stern in the @SIRIUSXM studio that his earphones aren't working.
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"'You don't even give a good blow job!'" ~ Howard Stern imagining what his father would have said if Howard told him that he wants to be a woman. Fun Fact: Beth Stern at 6:00 am cleared out Howard's "stylist" Ralph Cirella's apt. Jersey City 12 hours after Ralph unexpectedly died
"Nicole, you got shat on and vomited on and you didn't even get an orgasm." ~ Howard Stern. And of course, because this "caller" is Hispanic, Fred Norris is playing chicken clucking sound effects. Like he did back in 1995 when Selena was murdered. @Caseybloys, regrets?
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"Nicole, you got shat on and vomited on and you didn't even get an orgasm." ~ Howard Stern. And of course, because this "caller" is Hispanic, Fred Norris is playing chicken clucking sound effects. Like he did back in 1995 when Selena was murdered. @Caseybloys, regrets?
And now the "caller" "Nicole" is going on about the guy who vomited on her also shit on her. @Caseybloys How long is @hbomax gonna air this shit? @HBOMaxPR @TheSun @DailyMail
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And now the "caller" "Nicole" is going on about the guy who vomited on her also shit on her. @Caseybloys How long is @hbomax gonna air this shit? @HBOMaxPR @TheSun @DailyMail
"She's 58. No wonder he puked on her. Robin...when you hit 50 guys tend to puke on you." ~ 72 year old Howard Stern to 74 year old Robin Quivers. @entylawyer Good blind item: What shock jock vomits on his 54 year old wife while she's bent over the toilet purging her dinner?
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"She's 58. No wonder he puked on her. Robin...when you hit 50 guys tend to puke on you." ~ 72 year old Howard Stern to 74 year old Robin Quivers. @entylawyer Good blind item: What shock jock vomits on his 54 year old wife while she's bent over the toilet purging her dinner?
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And now our 74 year old Robin Quivers is telling @hbomax the story she has told before when Robert Palmer came up to her and seductively asked, "Who ARE you?" This guy supposedly was sexually attracted to this woman. @hbomax Thoughts about forcing @rqui to take a dementia test?
Replying to @SachaBaronCohen
@SachaBaronCohen Back when Robin Quivers had cancer & did the show from home, @robertAbooey instructed guests to pretend she was in the studio. Since she isn't in today for your interview, maybe pretend that she's there and say, "Robin, come over here for a hug!"
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"When I was in Jimmy Kimmel's place in Idaho..." ~ Hollywood Stern. "Robin, I never leave the house." ~ Stern @robertAbooey Alright, a new poll. In the history of con artists, who is the bigger con artist, Bernie Madoff or Howard Stern. @TheSun @DailyMail @Caseybloys @hbomax
10%Bernie Madoff
90%Howard Stern
30 votes • 11 hours
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"Are you more of rhythm guitar player or a lead guitar player?" ~ "Caller" "Scott" with the much mocked scripted guitar call. "I think you're a bit of a poser when it comes to music." ~ @robertAbooey to Stern.
Replying to @Caseybloys
@Caseybloys Any progress on releasing the Stern Show viewing numbers? And are you aware that after interviewing Stern, the @nytimes chose to not publish the article? @SimonCowell, @hbomax probably should have called you before signing Stern, right? @TheSun @DailyMail @HBOMaxPR
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"Female nudity is gross." ~ Howard Stern.
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"It was thin...it was...less filling." ~ 74 year old @rqui now going on about men with small penises. This woman.
And now this 74 year old Robin Quivers is talking about her experiences with big penises. This 74 year old woman. "He was putting the whole thing in..." @Caseybloys What are you doing here? @HBOMaxPR @TheSun @DailyMail
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And now this 74 year old Robin Quivers is talking about her experiences with big penises. This 74 year old woman. "He was putting the whole thing in..." @Caseybloys What are you doing here? @HBOMaxPR @TheSun @DailyMail
For those who care, Howard Stern is berating employee @salgovernale for being reluctant to show his penis on @hbomax. @Caseybloys, you just dumb paying for this shit. @TheSun @DailyMail
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