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no one's gay for briar

22, 'theying' on my 'she'
Joined November 2017
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Damn what a swag guy
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#HappyHalloween from all of us, footed, flippered, and frightened* 🐋👻🎃 *patients are not actually frightened 😂
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Yelling ACAB at the 3-year-old in a cop costume out walking with his family
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times are tough but at least we have woodcock dancing to jazz
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yearning for a girlfriend and i cant even take care of myself
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We have uncovered a SCRAPPED SONG related to an unused feature in UNDERTALE! This scrapped feature, nicknamed "WITCH MODE," made it so a Really Scary Witch chased you through Snowdin. However, after playtesters reported extreme nightmares, Toby was forced to scrap it. #UNDERTALE
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what the fuck was wrong with the people writing this kids show every damn clip ive ever seen is some evil ass "moral lesson" designed to make autistic kids kill themselves
how it feels wearing an ita bag when its not a con weekend
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see how having a little lesbian besides her makes her happier than the australium? everyone could learn from her
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ゴマフアザラシ「にら」ちゃん よだれアート🩶
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Replying to @Posterplant
Shot down instantly. I'm disappointed.
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Green morning
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NNN: *starts* Nobody: Literally nobody: me and the boys not giving a single freak still kissing our homies goodnight and touching each other inappropriately:
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i would kill someone for a mod that gives deadlock the tf2 voiceline menu system. i recognize and understand the convenience of the wheel but i can't beat a decade of muscle memory
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One of the most annoying tendencies of the right in recent times is their adoption (and degradation) of random things from pop culture as mascots which are integrated into their kitschy, sloppy, tumblr-esque amalgamation of an identity for their culture war nonsense
POV: You're the Red Baron pizza I'm about to eat in a single sitting
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there are so many paige girls and silver girls and mina girls but i only know one holliday girl and that makes me sad we need more holliday girls
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Little crustaceans? Why so small? 🌱 #isopod #crustacean
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This is a bit sudden, but Uni is having surgery today. Recently, we discovered some small stones in Uni’s bladder, even though he’s already on a special prescription diet designed to dissolve certain types of stones. Uni had been getting regular checkups after recovering from cystitis, so even our vet was puzzled by how suddenly the stones appeared. Our vet determined that the stones are a type that can’t be dissolved through diet, so they need to be surgically removed and analyzed. Thankfully, Uni is doing well and acting like his usual self. But if the stones block his urinary tract, it could become life-threatening. That’s why we decided to have surgery as soon as possible. He’ll likely be hospitalized for 3–7 days, which is a bit of a long stay. The surgery itself isn’t considered particularly complicated, but we're still very worried. Please keep Uni in your thoughts and prayers
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Me when the diesel price benefits shrimp boaters
face rigging is going swimmingly
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reminder they can loaf
shoebills are so cute actually you guys just see the photos where they look evil
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see all your favorite characters come to life in the amazing digital circus on ice
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