Kevin DeLeon is gonna give out so much free food between now and November. #cd14 @StreetsblogLA – at California, USA
Everyone loves Mookie and no one thinks Mookie at shortstop is the right move. #Dodgers – at California, USA
Tonight at 10pm I’m at @FlappersComedy !
RN: I’m triple dipping writing gigs.
That’s the update. Have a whatever kind of weekend you damn well please. – at California, USA
The only sign of mental decay Biden shows is thinking he can win any republican voters over. – at California, USA
Supreme Court: We can’t enforce the laws because our bully might get mad at us. – at California, USA
I’ll put this up against any pandering hacky race/identity joke you’ll see at #netflixisajoke #keepitreal #dropthemic – at California, USA
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Set times tonight! MonDeRays and both Lab Shows are SOLD OUT! Get the last tickets for Roadkill now at improv.com/hollywood or arrive early and buy at the door! #hollywoodimprov #comedy
Cut the bullshit, nobody shoots 23 people over an “argument” #KCPD – at California, USA
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More footage of Chiefs Super Bowl parade shooting — aerial view shows moment shots rang out & ensuing panic.
Seconds after gunshots, bystanders already rendering first aid to victims.
22 injured, including 11 kids (9 w/ gsw), aged 6 to 15. At least 1 dead. 3 detained by cops.
Is no one going to give Jim Nantz his respect for dropping the corniest dad joke of all time “you’ve still got to fight for your right (to party)”??? #SuperBowl – at California, USA
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A dad brought a full on picnic table umbrella to pick up his kids at school today. I love LA
Who’s ready for oil companies to foot the bill for all the damage from these storms they’re causing? – at California, USA
Weird that Laurie named her album the same as my first four guesses in wordle, but guess what? I ALWAYS WIN. And if you get this album YOU WILL TOO.
@anylaurie16 #ftw – at California, USA
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It’s a bit sad how much the internet thinks I care which Polos Tiki Barber loves. – at California, USA
Televised stand up is dead, ya gotta come see it live (next Monday 1/15 @HollywoodImprov) #McD #McDanielMondays #GoldenGlobes #triggered #taylorswift improv.com/hollywood/event/m… – at California, USA








