I love Mizzou sports, San Antonio Spurs, college hoops & college football, and the NBA. Despite my incredible takes, I'm not an expert in any of these things.

Columbia, MO
Joined January 2010
Brian Carleton retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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It’s horrible how they scammed so many people in the name of religion! All involved should be ashamed of themselves as most probably only signed up because of the folks peddling this crap! @TimTebow @CoachUrbanMeyer
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Brian Carleton retweeted
Former special counsel Jack Smith was pressed by Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO) on Tuesday during his testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee about whether he attended a NBA game between the Atlanta Hawks and Golden State Warriors in Atlanta in early February 2024. Smith said he “definitely did not go" to an Atlanta Hawks game. "I think you've already perjured yourself," Schitt said during the exchange, calling Smith a "total dirtbag." Smith said he instead attended a Maryland-Iowa women’s basketball game to see Iowa star Caitlin Clark play. Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) suggested Schmitt had confused the Iowa Hawkeyes with the Atlanta Hawks and said Smith deserved an apology.
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Brian Carleton retweeted
𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝟐 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐢 𝐌𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 The toughest team always wins.
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Brian Carleton retweeted
The 11 a.m. Tuesday time slot is at the Great American State Fair is apparently not the most fruitful, as there are more musicians in the band than spectators. (The band, consisting of young musicians, including a heluva brass section, was quite good.)
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Michael Sam. That guy rocked.
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Brian Carleton retweeted
SPURS WIN! SPURS WIN! SPURS WIN! 🎉
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Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O'leary says 2 people fighting data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out its just 2 local girls in Utah, they make a hilarious video calling him the fuck out
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Brian Carleton retweeted
Wemby gets elbowed in the nuts, has his jersey pulled on his back, his inner thigh grabbed/hooked, gets smacked across the face, then has his left arm grabbed w two hands, all directly precedingthe elbow. All no calls. I cant blame the dude for breaking out the people's elbow
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Brian Carleton retweeted
Part of the issue there is that Victor got fouled twice, including McDaniels grabbing his other arm with 2 hands. And so when guys get beat up like that, they respond physically as well. Doesn't excuse the elbow, but could have been avoided by calling the first 2.
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Brian Carleton retweeted
The Wemby ejection has been slowly building up for 3+ games!!!
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Brian Carleton retweeted
The only acceptable reaction here, tbh. 🤷🏼‍♀️🐯 @MizzouHoops - Can we get our friend a Mizzou basketball after he was disrespected like this on his birthday?!
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Brian Carleton retweeted
ICYMI, two Mizzou signees put on a show last night at the McDonald's All-American Game Jason Crowe Jr. – MVP, 16 pts, 5 assists, 2 boards Toni Bryant – 14 pts, 5 rebounds, 2 blocks @McDAAG // #MIZ 🐯
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Missouri hit TWO buzzer-beaters against Oklahoma, one to force overtime and one for the win 🤯🚨
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Brian Carleton retweeted
We want to take a moment to celebrate our very own Chelsi Davis. Two months ago, she was notified that she was a bone marrow match for a patient in the United States fighting Acute Myeloid Leukemia. Chelsi has been on the NMDP (formerly Be The Match) registry since 2017, when she signed up in memory of her grandmother, who passed away from leukemia in her 40s. Her grandmother wasn’t able to find a matching donor, so when Chelsi learned she could help someone else, she didn’t hesitate for a second. Last week, she flew to Houston, where she donated stem cells from her blood over the course of two straight days. Those stem cells were immediately shipped to the patient’s hospital, where they’re now providing life-giving support in that patient’s fight against cancer. Chelsi didn’t do any of this for praise or attention. In fact, the only reason she’s allowing us to share her story is the hope that it might encourage someone else to join the registry. If you’re between the ages of 18–35 and want to sign up, you could be like Chelsi and help save someone’s life. Just follow the link below: my.nmdp.org Chelsi, you are truly a hero.
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Brian Carleton retweeted
I don’t value any espn programming outside of live sports. If they cancelled every show tomorrow the world would be a better place.
Disney memo: "the reason so many consumers value our programming above others is because we invest in the best talent, creators and content in the world" No, we like ESPN because it has live games, not because they spend a ton of money on hot take hacks. nytimes.com/athletic/6787572…
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2-10 (1-7) @kennesawstfb managed a couple wins last year, but I don't think they'll get to 4+ wins.
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