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@brian__rand

... (~_~) ... Music, food, politics and smash bros- Captain Falcon 🦅 - Culinary CIA Grad 2021👨🏻‍🍳. I cooka da pizza

 New York, USA
Joined March 2014
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Some clips I got from Gamenight #60 I love fighting Roy :)
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Why my new pen look like the MIB neuralyzer
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Fighting my way back to grand finals through losers after losing to tropidolaemus at TGC #57 Reverse 3-0ing tropidoleamus at TGC #57 in grand finals to reset bracket Beating tropidoleamus 3-1 in game 14 to win TGC #57
Citadel FGC (@CitadelFGC) profile pictureCitadel FGC
@CitadelFGCNov 3
What are YOUR top 3 proudest accomplishments throughout your Smash career? 🤔⁉️
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If only trump renamed a few more historic landmarks maybe they would’ve won the midterms 😔
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Clash Report
@clashreportNov 4
Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance: JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
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john@john_wilddogNov 4
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Straight up HOPE scrolling holy shit
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Pop Base
@PopBaseNov 4
James Talarico has won the U.S. Senate election in Texas, defeating Republican Ken Paxton. (via NBC) He becomes the first Democrat elected to the U.S. Senate from Texas since 1988.
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James Talarico
@jamestalaricoNov 4
Texas forever.
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octopus/caveman@octopuscavemanNov 2
I work in aviation so this morning I got to sit around with a bunch of pilots and discuss this horrible situation and I found it so interesting that none of the pilots thought the gender or race of the pilots were a factor at all but a bunch of fucking idiots on here do.
Natalia Antonova 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@NataliaAntonova) profile pictureNatalia Antonova 🇺🇸🇺🇦
@NataliaAntonovaNov 2
Co-pilot. Not in charge of the cockpit. Thousands of people dragging her. You guys are vultures.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile picture
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Maxy@maxpinelliartOct 30
Does this guy have any power over us or can we just get him
Pubity (@pubity) profile picturePubity
@pubityOct 30
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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Make sure you beat a blue hedgehogs ass today #eggman
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Won my first tournament clawing my way back from losers! GGs to everyone, practice paying off!!
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FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 29
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Devin@DevinElleKurtzOct 29
I did not and would never consent to this administration running my fanart through AI and posting it. Can’t even believe I’m saying these words.
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U.S. Department of Education (@usedgov) profile pictureU.S. Department of Education
@usedgovOct 29
There’s Magic in Learning 🪄
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This image is an AI recreation of an artwork done by @DevinElleKurtz and Devin further stated they did not give the U.S. Department of Education permission to use their artwork. x.com/DevinElleKurtz…
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Ball and Oates@Tweets_n_NikeOct 28
niggas really voted for a fucking retard
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 28
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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@BraddrofliTOct 25
Fox News is putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote red. Let’s break that down. Can Nicki Minaj vote? No. She’s not a U.S. citizen. Can Nicki Minaj’s husband vote? No, he’s a registered sex offender. Can Nicki Minaj’s brother vote? No, he’s serving 25 years to life for child sexual assault. She seems like the perfect spokesperson for MAGA republicans.
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@ChudNxsiOct 26
The streaming community has completely lost the plot. Pokimane doesn't owe Atrioc forgiveness. Atrioc deserves the opportunity to prove he's changed. Ludwig and QT can invite whoever they want to their wedding. ALL THREE can be true. The internet is so addicted to outrage that basic nuance is now controversial.
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