Brighid Thomas

Hi @AlaskaAir ! I got bumped after waiting on hold for 8 hrs to change my cancelled flight 771 DCA>PDX. Any chance on god's green earth you could give me a ring?

For the first time in human history this week my basket of black laundry was smaller than my colors

Don’t care about transitioning my outfit from day to evening, more interested in evening to day like how many times can I get away with wearing my pajamas in the outside world

Got down, sat on a bench

This new thing whenever I see anyone on screen handling paper my spine lights up and I feel the sensation of paper cuts in between my fingers. Y though? New fetish?

Everyone is in Berlin right now.

7/11

I know I'm eating better at home when it's time to empty my compost jar BEFORE everything in it has sprouted legs and come back to life.

My auras 2 red wat do I do?!

Seriously, though. – at Portland, OR

On this day 54 years ago Tilda Swinton was hatched breaking out into our world and shining her light upon the earth. Long live my fav alien. – at Portland, OR

What is a good ELO album? – at Portland, OR

Finally Fall. – at Portland, OR

Becoming My Cat, Part 1: I don't eat unless someone is watching me.

Birkenstocks why

This guy at the bar thought I was Mormon until he saw me with a whiskey and cigarette. Dressing like a matron and shifting perceptions.

If my neighbor doesn't replace the battery in his smoke alarm soon, I am going to *beep* that *beep*ing *beep*er in his *beep*.

OMG what am I going to be for Halloween?

Just now deduced what "rn" means rn.