The Milwaukee Brewers are the best part of my life

Lansing, MI
Joined May 2016
Dreams do come true.
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i fear the one-two punch of Rasmussen and Peralta more than Skubal and Yamamoto
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Replying to @yelichfans
It’s complete and udderly sad I can buy two tickets to Tampa bay and fly there for half the cost of going to Milwaukee to support our team. Thanks for pricing us fans out. @Brewers
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r u gonna win the world series
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The World Series matchup is set! Either the Brewers or Rays will win their first championship 🏆
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Enjoy three minutes of the Brewers talking about Murph’s funniest dugout moments. 😅
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We're getting a World Series of two small market teams who have never won a championship but the most braindead, insufferable baseball fans will tell you that's a bad thing
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“ your package is out for delivery “ okay where bc ill meet them halfway
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Dudes use credit cards for $10 in rewards a year and think they are fucking Warren Buffett
You use a debit card at 31 years old
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Remember when iPhones first came out and apps were just like...fake zippo lighters and like fake beer drinking apps and stuff. God what a moment in history
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The best part of the Rays winning the AL is that the Brewers would get 7 home games in the series
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It's about to be ELECTRIC #WinOurWay
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i’m trying to be a nicer person but “are you fucking retarded???” rolls off my tongue too smoothly
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“if you really wanted to go, you’d pay any price” is such an insane take your disposable income is not a reflection of how much you care about something this applies across any type of fandom
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Do not back out of this, the College Football gods do not forgive, nor do they forget.
Replying to @BYUBiotechGuy
I’ll match. For every point BYU beats Notre Dame by I’ll shove a pop tart up my ass
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There is no Right. There is just “not the Left.” Being on the Right today is the same as being a Protestant in the 16th century: No one agrees on anything, they just know they’re not Catholic.
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these weekends are starting to feel like a 30minutes lunch breaks tbh
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Peak foliage? ✋ I hear the Sausage Races are lovely this time of year
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Have you ever seen a more beautiful autumn view?
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All these world series ads and they keep saying Brewers
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