BREAKING: Diesel @VW scandal gives many auto writers their first-ever chance to write something negative about a car company. #dieselgate

After five years of sketching and running simulations, GM stylists "unable to improve on scientifically perfect 2010 Camaro design"

2016 Acura NSX press shots less indicative of the car as the Armor-All bottles it will appear debadged on #NAIAS

REPORT: @Acura just moments away from unveiling the mid-cycle facelift of the NSX Concept

BREAKING: Not one to be left out, @Chrysler STUNS the #NAIAS crowd with shock announcement of a mid-engined #Hellcat

BREAKING: 2016 Nissan Titan aggressively positioned to take on the used 2006 F150s it was competing with anyway #NAIAS

BREAKING: Fictional mid-engine Corvette suddenly delayed indefinitely pending further notice #NAIAS

DID YOU KNOW? ‘North American Car of the Year’ voters are also experts at evaluating pants with elastic waistbands #NAIAS

TRIVIA! The platform that underpins the 707-HP Challenger #Hellcat is nearly as old as the classic American muscle cars it pays tribute to

BREAKING: Barrett-Jackson fans descend upon Reno, NV for a chance to bid on cartoonishly-overvalued restomods

BREAKING: #Porsche unveils all-new sunroof mechanism for 2015 911 Carrera coupe

BREAKING: Make-A-Wish Foundation under criticism for allowing Felipe Massa's career to go massively over time and budget

The greatest trick the LaFerrari ever pulled was lulling people into making "jokes" about its name instead of wondering if it's vaporware

PHOTO: @McLarenF1's reinstated leader Ron Dennis seen eagerly anticipating race, washing hands repeatedly:

FORMULA E NEWS: The punchline of this joke is the actual rules for how a FIA Formula E race will be run en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIA_Fo…

BREAKING: Sinkhole at Corvette Museum collects eight Corvettes, damage is minimal as impact was absorbed by advanced leaf spring suspension

BREAKING: Subaru debuts 2015 Legacy on 10th anniversary of rejecting any discernible visual identity

First Lamborghini Veneno delivered to a customer in Florida: Sorry to differ, but… it’s *always* been in Florida. i.imgur.com/KJf42if.gif

BREAKING: Scuderia Toro Rosso F1 team whips out uncircumcised #STR9

REPORT: Pasty, overweight members of illuminati take a much-needed vacation from secretly controlling the world, attend Barrett-Jackson