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Some Pig. Terrific. Radiant. he/him (all opinions my own)

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Joined February 2009
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Replying to @shitlynn
Carrie, a sex columnist, is AGHAST at any non-heteronormative missionary vaginal sex.
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Truly can't wait to see all the people who pay $800 to see this pretend it's not both confusing and boring and that Tom Hank's wig isn't distracting.
Tom Hanks and Kelli O’Hara will bring This World of Tomorrow, the new play by Hanks & James Glossman, to Broadway in 2027. Learn more here: bway.world/cm8yk
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Not a Pickle's Playground reference from 2024 just now crossing my desk in 2026.
i think about this breaking news clip like once a week
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Listen I don’t want or need a Gleeboot but I swear if the first ten minutes isn’t a speedy catch up on where everyone is and a big “and that’s what you missed on Glee” joke…Brad Falchuk, I swear I will make you see red.
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Am I insane or is this CLEARLY a Hot Box Dolls number from Guys and Dolls? When does Lola have a routine of identically dressed chorus girls?
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Watched it every single week day for like a decade and cannot tell you a characters name other than CJ and don't care.
original baywatch is such a mystery to me cuz i've never heard people reference one single storyline, name one single character outside of the actors' names and yet i keep hearing that it was the biggest show on earth at one point
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I get not everything is about awards but THIS project from THESE people seem awards-bait enough to where I don't understand what noms they EXPECT to happen. Someone is leading in 1, supporting in 3 others? All movies, scripts, and director eligible?
The Beatles biopics producer explains the idea behind releasing all four movies at once in 2028: "We want people to be able to experience them in the cinema during the same period. Now that doesn't necessarily mean we're thinking that people will go and see all four films on the same day, but you know within the same month you might see one a week, or you might see one one weekend to the next, one the next. However you you see it, I think our hope is that people will see all four films. You know they they stand alone as individual stories of each of those four men, but they they have a cumulative power, which I think is is greater than the sum of the parts. You know, the Beatles are simply the I think the greatest band in in history, and you know we're trying trying to do our best to do them justice, so hence the four films. I don't think there's probably another band that you could legitimately say you wanted to see four films for." variety.com/2026/more/news/t…
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A phone pole in Long Island.
I’m getting too into Billy joel
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How will he put in that hideous neon slime green he uses in every show??
A revival of ‘Annie’ is coming to Broadway in Fall of 2027, celebrating the show’s 50th anniversary. (variety.com/2026/legit/news/…)
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"There are presidents who aren't worth a lot."
What quote do you think Sondheim Lyrics is gonna post when IT happens?
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Seven hours!? Luca, baby, ain’t nobody watching all that.
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Kim is going to blame the victim and call her a name in 3...2...1...
😳 EXCLUSIVE: Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann's son arrested for alleged aggravated sodomy, sexual battery. Details: tmz.com/2026/08/21/kim-zolci…
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Imagine if Disney were brave enough to make the 2026 Miley Cyrus movie where she's experiencing an adult reaction to living that double life for so long and how she isn't entire sure who MILEY is to this day and it's actually psychology based and explorative.
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"Darling, you keep the drugs Angel, you keep the books Honey, I'll take the grand Sugar, you keep the spinet And all of our friends and—"
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"Texas Roadhouse Massacre" is what I call an onion blossom after I'm done with it.
My fat ass just accidentally said “Texas Roadhouse massacre” instead of chainsaw
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This is Raven's body, right?
Mama's ready for the world to meet her girls. #MeetTheQueens from 2pm today 👑 Twelve fierce queens, 10 weeks and one crown. Who will be crowned the UK’s Next Drag Race Superstar? #DragRaceUK #DRUK
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Due to lack of interest I have decided to forgo performing number 17, the spread eagle.
due to personal reasons I have decided to give them the old razzle dazzle
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They don't have "Tears and Laughter: the Joan and Melissa Rivers Story" staring Joan and Melissa Rivers, I asked.
me in the Criterion closet: do you guys have Spaceballs
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John Early saying "Hey Siri, call mom" in "Maddie's Secret" is diabolical behavior.
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See...it's FUNNY because, get this, they'd be GAY! HA
Ryan Reynolds reveals Andrew Garfield asked him to kiss him instead of his wife if he won a Golden Globe. “He leaned over and said, ‘If they call your name and you win, don’t kiss your wife, just kiss me.’” “Ryan Gosling won, as he should.” “We were just sitting there like, ‘Nah, let’s just do it anyway.’” “I was grateful it was such a wide shot that nobody actually noticed until later.”
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