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BSC FACT: This year alone, Bobby got signed by 3 organisations. Following this trend, Nani Esports are expected to sign him by 2036 as there will be no more new teams for him to pick.
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LATEST: Mebuis has RETIRED in order to pursue his geological career, after hitting the rock bottom.
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BRAWL DOURCE WAS CREATED 1 YEAR AGO TODAY It's an important anniversary for me. Brawl Dource has been a big part of my life since I began posting. I tried to pour my soul in every post i did, and it actually was worth it! Thanks to every person I've met in this community.
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Big shout out to Chrommy, Pika, Ronzy, SPV, Gak, Burak, Cody, PistolK, Louie Fettuccine, Sxlar, and everyone who's been with me this whole time. (don't wanna ping anyone otherwise it'll be a mess)
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BREAKING: Malboro has signed a contract with OG to use his images for marketing purposes. His face was recently seen on one of the cigarette packs.
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BREAKING: Toronto Zoo faces LEGAL TROUBLE after Bobby was put into a goat aviary by force during his recent visit. Lawyers say zoo staff only did so out of caution because they "mistaken him for a goat".
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Brawl Dource retweeted
Always LFT as analyst + 🥈 place at MRC S6 AMER with Lunex xitter.cf/MyroBrawl/status/20241…
LFT as Analyst After winning the MRC S5 Americas with Doom Crew, I’m looking for an analyst role for the next season. Open to all regions Past Teams: - @doomcrewgg - KDS Esport & Synchronic Gaming (Brawl Stars) Contact: X @MyroBrawl | Discord myroisbad 🧡 & 🔁 appreciated!
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Brawl Dource retweeted
110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: "I haven't watched a single EMEA Monthly Final to avoid heart attacks."
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BREAKING: Supercell threatens to TELL A TRUSTED ADULT if hackers don't stop using cheats in BSC matches
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BSC FACT: Prior to the new AI bots release, developers had an idea to use North American pro players’ scrims as training data for AI, as they were more active than EMEA pros. Unfortunately, this version hasn’t been made public, as the bots trained on NA scrims "were too bad".
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BREAKING: New proof of Bobby being behind the Did NA win Worlds account was recently found after player asked to "give him post ideas"
BREAKING: Bobby was caught using a burner account to gossip about his teammates😭
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Brawl Dource retweeted
BSC26 SLANDER FEBRUARY AND MARCH BECAUSE I GOT SICK/LAZY LIKE PLUS RETWEET SO I CAN AFFORD A BLUE CHECKMARK SENKA AND DOMORI HELPED AND I STOLE SOMETHING FROM JONZKI
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BREAKING: Zhar’s new restaurant reports having an average rating of 4.9 stars on Google Maps, with many visitors pointing out Zhar's good cooking skills: "It was good. First time Zhar actually cooked"
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BREAKING: Following Duckie's $20,000 signing, Elevate CEO, Justin was seen picking up coins from fountains on his recent Italy trip😬
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BREAKING: Elevate has officially cut ties with Benjamin Netanyahu.
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JUST IN: Amazon Web Services officials have announced that they are testing new "potato energy" power source. AWS sys-admins report that potatoes might become the main source of energy for the Supercell servers, as it's "much cheaper for them".
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