part-time model, full-time lover

sunken place
Joined February 2009
pretzel gave his best effort here
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just met a golden retriever puppy named waffles at the gym 🥹🥹🥹
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What do you think of when you hear pigs in a blanket?
23%cabbage rolls
77%crescent rolls & hotdogs
26 votes • Final results
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sorry for taking my wedding anxiety out on you boys 🫠
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✨best year yet ✨got pretzel, went on the most beautiful vacation, engaged to my best friend and reached my goal weight.
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wondering how mad joe would be if I walked down the aisle to this bop
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how most dog pictures turned out
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just crying rewatching Joe tell me my dad knew
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very important question, do you fold or ball up your toilet paper?
56%Fold
44%Ball
43 votes • Final results
vacation was the absolute best but I need to hug these boys for 5 hours straight.
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Just met a golden retriever named Cowboy. Now I want a golden named Cowboy.
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Joe: “today was the best day ever” me: *crying* “it was” joe: “yeah, jet skiing was so much fun” ….. I’m single & keeping the ring.
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I miss these two so much it physically hurts
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i need sushi so fucking badly. – at Bakerstown, PA
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my dad sent me a gallon jug he got me and in the live says “you gotta spoil the kids once and awhile, ya know” 🥹
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my nephew got a phone for his birthday & 🥹
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had the best solo day. gym, two tattoos, Starbucks at Barnes & Noble and found a Whitney Simmons sports bra for $10 🥹
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why do I have a perfect set of tits on my throat
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ordered the most beautiful car today 🥺 @JosephManculich
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