@branderzy

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

 Fort Worth, TX
Joined February 2009
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Reading this like “Socrates,” but the way Bill and Ted said it
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@SGB798Oct 11
Replying to @NewsWire_US
She is going to lose to vance or rubio. The democrates needs someone better.
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I've started describing everything as "Like Scientology on steroids". "How was work today?" "Like Scientology on steroids" And so on.
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I always wondered what “The 12th man” stood for with A&M.
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JC@water_allergyOct 10
don’t talk to me or my son ever again
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@txiokatuOct 10
Hey girl are you today’s date because you’re 10/10
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I don’t want to see the dancing little imp man anymore, thank you for your attention to this matter
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@zentwo0Oct 7
We need a “Take Your Friend to Work Day.” I want to see what y’all actually do and meet the people from all the stories
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Repeatedly checking notifications from the kids’ school and sports team apps is exactly what Mary Oliver did NOT want me doing with my one wild and precious life.
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First day at the plague factory
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You might have chemistry with him but we have special ed together
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If AI does take over, you’ve gotta imagine the first thing it’s gonna do is kill all the Amish.
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I believe in rereading and rewatching your favorite books and movies at different stages of your life. The story never changes, but your perspective does.
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Goodreads
@goodreadsOct 3
October is the time to read under a blanket and pretend the world doesn't exist
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re not wearing enough pieces of flair.
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@_devJNSSep 23
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seu corpo rejeita naturalmente pessoas, lugares e circunstâncias que não são boas para você. acredite na sua intuição.
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When they call your name in a work meeting and you weren't listening.
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Do not be afraid to sow without immediately seeing the fruits. The sowing belongs to you; the growth belongs to God. No gesture carried out in the name of Christ is useless.
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Too hot to handle this Texas heat! ☀️ Remember to always drink plenty of water, wear sun protection, and take breaks in the shade when you're out exploring. 🎥 Dinosaur Valley State Park
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