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hi friends.
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I don’t want an apology.. I want you to go through the exact situation you put me in so I can see if you think that shit was okay.
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“You’d block someone over politics?” Sir, I’d block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me. 😭
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The Lying Game
What TV show got canceled on a massive cliffhanger that still frustrates you to this day?
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BRING IT BACK
Millennials really made burned CDs for people as an act of love. Handwritten track list, sharpie decorations, songs illegally downloaded from somewhere questionable. That was INTIMACY.
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I be having to remind myself that I'm not ugly cuz I be trippin sometimes lol
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bear down, I guess 🫩
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Bears fans leaving Soldier Field after that win.
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AYYY WHO TF MADE MY QB MATCHA ????
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why are Packers fans so weird.
Caleb Williams, Ben Johnson, Colston Loveland and Luther Burden show off their new ink “Midwest Besties⭐️”. Thats what you call brotherly love, Brokeback Bears.
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“you dodged a bullet” it actually went through my heart unbearably slow
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I miss warm weather
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anyone miss how fast they lost weight that ONE time.. WHAT WAS I ON😭😭
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my boy 🤍
In your twenties there will be a cat. It’s very important that you get that cat.
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Being an adult gamer means spending all day looking forward to gaming and then discovering you have approximately 47 minutes of energy left when you finally sit down.
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one minute i'm telling myself i deserve better, the next minute i'm crying because I wish he'd been the person who gave me better.
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He never gave me flowers, never planned dates, never went out of his way to make me feel special. He wasn’t thoughtful, considerate or attentive. So sometimes I wonder, what exactly did I fall in love with? The potential? The few good moments? The person I thought he could be? Or was I simply in love with the way I hoped he would love me?
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never getting an S tier in any resi game ever because i treat the typewriter as my fucking lifeline and cant read maps to save my life and will open that shit 10 times per second bc i am directionally challenged with a memory of a fucking ostrich.
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I’m gonna hold your hand while I say this ladies… Normalize losing interest in a man the moment you spend more time decoding his behavior than enjoying his presence. Stop romanticizing mixed signals. Clarity is attractive. Consistency is sexy. And peace is nonnegotiable. Skip this sabbatical season.
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yall should just shoot me if i feel anything for anyone ever again
i think i just met my husband
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