Comedian, writer, vagabond. Chicago Defi on @Hedera brought me here, literally dozens of us.

it's a halloween costume
Joined October 2025
time to go to one of Chicago's best comedy clubs, not going up, but one of these days 🤣 #TweetsFromTheVoid go live it up today 🫡
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Moezy¯\༼ ' ◕_◕ ༽/¯🧡 retweeted
THE $GCOIN TRAIN IS ROLLING AGAIN! 250,000 $GC DROPPED TODAY to GCoin Founders NFT holders! And it happens EVERY WEEK. Want in? Get @hashpack Head to @SentX_io Grab a Founders NFT with $HBAR Hold & receive weekly $GC airdrops 250K $GC. EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK. Who’s riding the $GC train? Repost so the Hedera community sees we are back!
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DYOR, lots of different mechanisms going for @Gilmore_Estates a few years in... APY staking on platform Monthly $HBAR drops on assets Weekly $GC mentioned below RWA and utility do exist. If you're not paying me to own your NFT I don't want it in my wallet 💯.
🚨 FOUNDERS AIRDROPS ARE BACK. 🚨 Starting 10/04, Founders NFT holders are back to receiving weekly $GCoin airdrops. 🪂🪙 🪙 Weekly $GCoin Airdrops 🔒 Exclusive Founder Access 💎 Early Access to New Drops 🏠 Be Part of the Gilmore Estates Ecosystem We paused. We rebuilt. Now we move forward. Airdrops restart 10/04 Same schedule. Bigger future. Founders NFTs available on @SentX_io Marketplace. Own the NFT. Join the vision. Reap the rewards. 🏠 Real Estate × Blockchain × Hedera Everything will be tokenized. 🌐 $HBAR $BTC $XRP
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What to watch for next 2/4🧵: IBM distribution × customers × identities × lifecycle events × HCS writes per lifecycle for IDTrust. 1. Named IBM customers deploying IDTrust. Distribution vs production/customer usage. 2. Mainnet account /topic IDs - watch activity if THG releases
🚨HUGE $HBAR PARTNERSHIP: THE HASHGRAPH GROUP JUST BECAME AN IBM SILVER PARTNER, WITH ITS HEDERA POWERED IDTRUST PLATFORM NOW LISTED ON IBM CLOUD. That puts technology built on @hedera directly in front of IBM’s global enterprise customers (IBM one of the biggest companies in the world). $HBAR is moving deeper into the enterprise world. 🔥
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3/4 Transaction metrics. What is the overall contribution of something like this, see formula above. How many credentials IDTrust issues? (E.g) 100 enterprise customers × 100,000 agents/devices/users × 20 identity events/year = 200 million HCS transactions/year *made up numbers
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4/4 - IBM Watson Integration. IDTrust can provide cryptographic identity structure using Hedera → IBM distributes IDTrust. github.com/hashgraph/did-met… (how decentralized identities can be created / revoked and resolved using Hedera Consensus Service). areeblog.com/ibm-cloud-adds-…
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Moezy¯\༼ ' ◕_◕ ༽/¯🧡 retweeted
Great to see Hedera Council representation on the NVIDIA Open Agent Safety Platform 👀 Trust and safety are what the AI economy needs to scale responsibly.
Today, with over 100 industry partners, we introduced the NVIDIA Open Agent Safety Platform, bringing together OpenShell and Sentry. Artificial intelligence is extraordinary technology that will advance discovery, productivity, security, health, and prosperity for generations to come. But its full promise can only be realized when people have confidence that AI is being built to be safe and deployed with wisdom and responsibility. This is bigger than a single product. It's the beginning of an open ecosystem to build the trust layer for safe agent systems. Together, we are building the foundation of the AI economy. Trust and innovation are not in conflict. Safety is how trust is earned. We must build not only the most capable AI, but the most trusted AI, so that this extraordinary technology can realize its enormous promise for the world. nvda.ws/4hcoq7m
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Bah gawd this is Shayne Higdon music #HBAR
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Was it a butt dial? The days go on and it seems like the lights are on but no one's home. Whether Feinstein (nonagenarian, 90) or McConnell (octogenarian, 84). We need to give dignity and a graceful way out for these elder statespeople. Craziest claim of 2026 @ScottJenningsKY.
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.
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GM @DeanTTraining, just want to say the meme of carbmaxxing is alive🫡. No one way to do it, instapot on your russets🥔 before adding is a great texture. Upstart bulk spices can be the most $, forgot chickpeas and skipped coconut milk. Ez to make + pita connoisseurusveg.com/potato-…
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GM to the growers of GDP today, our 401k's thank you for your service 🫡
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Random thought, @DeanTTraining have you ever gotten into making curries? Did a potato recipe last night with yogurt base and chicken as well. Need to up my potatoes/week numbers but I feel like I stumbled into a easy meal prep which seems good for macros. This was $6 ish lol
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Probably the only project in crypto that's actually given me an ROI. Art =/= investment, RWA tied to real life land that's tokenized and fractionalized ownership. Larping to the choir but let's go🔥
Word on the street says were going so much higher! What crypto are you holding?
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Somedays I feel destined to win a Darwin award
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Moezy¯\༼ ' ◕_◕ ༽/¯🧡 retweeted
HSuite Founders Talks — Chapter 12: The HSuite Governance Model xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1qKDzzqEY…
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Moezy¯\༼ ' ◕_◕ ༽/¯🧡 retweeted
Tomorrow at 4PM UTC, join HSuite Founders Talks for an overview of the HSuite Governance Model. The HSuite DUNA is already established and registered. Now we’re building the governance framework for participation, proposals, decisions, treasury stewardship, and accountability. Build what contracts can't. #HSuite #Web3 #Blockchain
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Moezy¯\༼ ' ◕_◕ ༽/¯🧡 retweeted
Every @hedera ecosystem participant has the right to know who 0.0.9125858 is. We need to know if the account is associated to @hashgraph. If so then did the allocation receive a review from legal/compliance before being issued? This looks like moral hazard on steroids. Community members should not be vilified for asking questions
Another attempt of brainwashing by our good friend @thehbarbull, that’s my 2cents on his (senseless) takes. To read it, make up your own thoughts as always. And let’s invoke Master Bob Marley: DON’T LET THEM FOOL YA!!
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Moezy¯\༼ ' ◕_◕ ༽/¯🧡 retweeted
I assumed a $9M hack meant a lot of people lost money. So I rebuilt Bonzo Lend's entire depositor set on-chain. 125,825 pool calls. 52,441 deposits. 2,423 accounts. Every balance read 39 seconds before the attack. One wallet held 92.19% of the USDC pool. The next largest: 1.43%. Two thirds of the $9.05M sits with a single account — one paid a full year of yield to carry exactly the risk that materialised. Then I traced its funding. Every HBAR it holds came from one pass-through account that keeps a balance of 2 HBAR. That same account sent 250,000,000 HBAR to 0.0.800 — the keyless pool that pays staking rewards to every HBAR staker on the network. External parties don't fund Hedera's staking rewards. Full trace, transaction IDs, and exactly where the evidence stops 👇
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Moezy¯\༼ ' ◕_◕ ༽/¯🧡 retweeted
Socialising bailouts of bad protocols is the corrupt system we are trying to escape with web3 Instead of holding protocols to standard, retail, who did their homework and chose not to invest is this risky protocol, will pay No different to bank bailouts and inflation
Following the oracle exploit that affected Bonzo Lend on July 11th (UTC), Bonzo Finance Foundation will fund the recovery of all affected user positions as they stood prior to the incident, backed by a recovery facility committed by Hedera Foundation. bonzo.finance/blog/hedera-fo…
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