graphic artist, illustrator, dragon slayer.

New Jersey, USA
Joined March 2016
It’s that time of year
You know, #Halloween jack-o-lanterns were originally made out of turnips. Hmm, neat. I wonder what that looked li- JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST
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Man, people were straight up worked up about this and had massive opinions. Hey, it’s me from the future writing to tell you that this basically boiled down to a single vodka commercial they play every couple hours.
EXCLUSIVE - The Crypt Keeper is back as the host of @AMC_TV's FearFest all October, and we've got the first footage of the horror icon's big return. Check out the new AMC FearFest 2026 trailer and tune over to AMC & AMC+ to watch all your favorite frights now through Halloween!
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Man, there’s zero spoiler embargo for Crystal Lake, huh? We’re just saying everything?
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Okay, the new Crypt Keeper is ugly as hell, sure - but have you considered that so are you?
EXCLUSIVE - The Crypt Keeper is back as the host of @AMC_TV's FearFest all October, and we've got the first footage of the horror icon's big return. Check out the new AMC FearFest 2026 trailer and tune over to AMC & AMC+ to watch all your favorite frights now through Halloween!
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It’s crazy that this movie trailer got a content warning block when you can come onto this site and on a random Tuesday morning be immediately greeted by a real video of someone being shot in the head
𝙽𝚘 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚝. From the mind of Zach Cregger, director of Weapons and Barbarian. Watch the official trailer for Resident Evil. Filmed for IMAX – in theatres 9.18.
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Proof that none of you watched Kidding. Jim Carrey is almost 70, this is what he looks like now. (Albeit with a bit too much Botox ahead of that event in France)
A video from 2024 of Jim Carrey saying he doesn’t exist. That Jim Carrey was just a character. Now this New Jim Carrey says “I’m dead”, “I’ve said too much”, and “my favorite face is the one I’m wearing now”. 👇
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The type of unhinged I’m trying to be this month
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My favorite aesthetic is chain restaurant franchise location DIY Halloween display.
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If you need physical, tangible evidence that life peaked in the early 2000’s: these were FREE at McDonald’s in October 2003.
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Mid October lunch for a regular, ordinarily adult
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If this came out when I was a kid, I would 100% save this box to put action figures in. But even better: I’m gonna save this box and put action figures in it as an adult.
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Happy October 1st from whatever the fuck this thing is
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Halloween is WILDIN' this year! – at Tucson, AZ
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The main takeaway in SUPERMAN (2025) is “Be nice to people and try your best”. We are absolutely FRIED beyond recognition as a society that this takeaway is ruffling some people’s feathers politically.
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The theme of the summer is robots I would hug
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The world is constantly scary and continuously getting worse. Take a few minutes to look at Kermit riding a bike. It’s good for your soul.
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How do I get the job to be Kermit’s voice?
Hi Ho everyone! @TheMuppets are packing up and moving to Sunset Blvd for their first ever coaster! Grab your guitar (or banjo), because Rock ’N’ Roller Coaster Starring @TheMuppets speeds into Disney's Hollywood Studios in 2026!
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It’s gonna be great when Jack Black says “guys. It’s time to whack a mole.”
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They have my favorite cinematic Batman villain in the toy isles again. I wore that costume LONG after Halloween was over doing Ace Ventura impressions.
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This Saturday, the fine folks at @foundfootage will be showing Creepshow on the same beach where “Something To Tide You Over” was filmed and there will be lots of rad, spooky vendors including my dawg @brainexploderrr ! What a fun way to spend the day! I WANT MY CAKE!
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