Does anyone else ever think about when you kill a bug that maybe you’re snuffing out the reincarnation of some sort of relative or just another soul in general or is that just me? I really gotta stop doing that. Live and let live.

Do yourself a favor and listen to @summerbruise69. A lot.

Wouldn’t it be cool if you could like actually erase your bad scores in golf? You have a bad round and then the next time if you shoot X number of shots better you can erase that score from your record. If not it sticks. Who’s with me!?!?

Golf is SO mental. Been on one of the better streaks of my career and then had my worst round in 2 months and feel like I lost everything I was working on. Someone please help me get out of this headspace! Club champ is next weekend and I want to win!!

I’m late to the party but how in the world does ESPN lay off Karl Ravech!?!? What are we doing here!?!?

Can’t stop thinking about how Jack Whaley just booked every avid golfer’s dream summer: Augusta, Pebble and St. Andrew’s. Amazing!

Still waiting to use the “I’ll smack you back to factory settings” line on someone #LAKnight

Whatever happened to the juju swing? Wasn’t that supposed to be the next big thing? Thought there was a girl we’re supposed to see on tour by now

Just finished a box of band aids that I’ve had for EIGHT years. I might be a psychopath.

$1k on Brad Dalke to finish top 5 this weekend. Is that outlandish? Did I just waste money?

When is this baggy golf pant resurgence going to end? Ya’ll look silly

Am I the only one who will never forgive Stewart Cink for beating Tom Watson in ‘09?