🚩🚩🚩 "NEXT WEEK, WE GO ALL IN" 🚩🚩🚩 The Reform Weekly Social Media Strategy Call Sunday: 9am Invited: Nigel Farage, Lee Anderson, Richard Tice, Robert Jenrick, Suella Braverman, Sarah Pochin, Andrea Jenkyns, Laila Cunningham, Zia Yusuf, Harvey Griffiths and Nick Candy. Nigel sits beneath three Union Jacks. Lee joins from his kitchen where he is making himself a bacon bap Andrea is holding a microphone. Zia’s and Nick's cameras are off. Before Nigel begins, Harvey Griffiths suddenly appears on screen clutching a spreadsheet. HARVEY: "Sorry to interrupt, but Reform’s accounts are approaching overdraft status. The KC's are asking to get paid as well". Everyone looks at Richard Tice. TICE: "Don’t worry. I’ll take care of it." He has Goerge on speed dial and mutes himself. Harvey looks slightly more worried than before. NIGEL: "Excellent. Now, next week we go all in." TICE: "On what?" NIGEL: "Subjects to talk about: Boats. Net zero. Unfunded spending. And the North Prison Establishment NCA" LEE: "What are we saying about the North?" NIGEL: "That London has forgotten it." LAILA: "But I’m in London" NIGEL: "You blame Sadiq Khan. Everyone else blames London." A PowerPoint appears. NEXT WEEK Monday: Boats, The North Tuesday: Net zero is destroying Britain, Prison Wednesday: Everything Labour announces is UNFUNDED. Thursday: The North has been betrayed. Friday: Boats again Add "Establishment" everywhere ROBERT: "What happens if Labour explains where the money comes from?" NIGEL: "Keep saying “unfunded.” People stop listening after that word." ROBERT: "On a slightly different note. I am going to be busy with lawyers and KC's next week. It is all getting quiet uncomfortable and my wife is worried as well - so I am basically off next week". Richard looks very worried. Harvey slowly closes his spreadsheet. ZIA: "Every post must sound urgent. Use: Britain cannot continue like this. The establishment is terrified. This changes everything. Brittain needs Reform Only Reform will fix ......... (and variations of that) LAILA: "What changes?" ZIA: "Nothing. Then we post it again tomorrow." ANDREA: "I have written a song about net zero." NIGEL: "Nooooooo!". ANDREA: "But Andy is singing on X and look at the polls!" Nigel dismisses her comment NIGEL: "Final rules: Many Reposts of each other No explaining the costs. Topics: Boats. Net zero. Unfunded. The North, Prisons> If you are not getting enough Likes, add Defence if you run out off posts. Say it loudly. Say it repeatedly. And never stay on one subject long enough for anyone to ask a second question." LEE: "Can I still post my bacon sandwich?" NIGEL: "Only if you blame net zero for the price of bacon and make sure the bacon is not raw - your last video was aughfull" HARVEY: "Richard, before you go. Is that another Loan and will it be paid in cash through a UK bank account rather then in Tether?" 🛜 Richard suddenly loses his internet connection. The meeting ends.