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Hey @shop and @GooglePay did you know Yeezy.com is using your payment services to sell these T-Shirts? You OK with this?

That is not the drone you are looking for.

Mind if we stop at Pizza Pad for a slice first?

Hey @jtkantor would love to hear Jackie Onassis by HSR to remind me of my old Kenmore Square punk rock days.

Brady was a backup when he won his first Super Bowl.

Well, it may have a weird notion. Actually, I guess it will have a weird notion.

I'm just looking forward to only having one project ripping up my street. My street is one block long.

Think I’ll just read this one 600 times and then turn off my phone.

Those look newer and better maintained than any payphones were back in the days of payphones.

How much a month to get smaller limits?

Ok, but the government put "HUMP" on a sign in an area frequented by teens. They were just cleaning up their own mess.

WTF, delete this you morons.

Holy shit!

Does anything sound better when said with a Boston accent than "Packard's Corner?"

It’s not a derailed train, it’s a formerly railed train.

Seems like a missed opportunity to tell them to get in or they’ll be eaten by a bear.

Easy to imagine the person who would pay $3500 to not have to use Excel at all, though.

Did you miss the part about the bourbon?

Translation for non-jazz people: vibing = throwing shade