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game over
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make out session in the cane’s parking lot
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i don't have a 'traumatic brain injury'. i do not 'atypically treat women gently'. i do not ship 'Gracerocky'. i do not proship. i do not infantizile Rocky. i have a funding crisis. if i don't love it, i DM my mutual James Ortize
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i'm not an american scientist so correct me if i'm wrong but wouldn't a funding crisis mean you can't do your research. wouldn't that give you nothing BUT time to fuck around?
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i don’t understand why so many of you choose lars to mischaracterize. it’s incredibly frightening how that movie serves as a media literacy test, and it’s truly upsetting to me that a movie about love in its purest form is muddled and stripped to “lars hot and horny”
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and people on here turn lars into a sex god with a big cock. like do whatever you want but that’s not lars. that’s an original character. you do not fundamentally understand the movie if that’s what you gleaned from it.
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i’m sorry. i cannot be normal about this movie. it means everything to me and it frustrates me to see it soiled and misconstrued.
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Do you think he’s thinking about the funding crisis
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just found a penis between my legs what the fuck
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do you think they only sent 3 people into space in phm bc they knew about the Funding Crisis ??
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Zach doesnt fuck w my slobber Everybody kill this guy
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Ryan at a screening of Project Hail Mary last night
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no one talks about the really scary part of horror nights: ball chafe
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