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We don’t deserve lightning bugs.
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Restaurants are warning that Trump's tariffs on tomatoes could end free chips and salsa.
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Omg I didn’t even notice the Kmart punch. Pull tf up!
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I really can’t ever explain to a younger person how beautiful life was when this song came out
25 years ago today, Jagged Edge and Nelly's 'Where the Party At' was the No.1 R&B single in America.
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Sorry I missed your call, it’s just that I don’t use my phone for that
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Trump is speaking to complete silence at the NASA center. Not a single person is applauding or reacting to anything he says during his brazenly partisan speech.
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someone at snapchat needs to fuck off with all the random notifications
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Tears. Baseball is the sport.
You will not see a better sports video today: Kolby Branch hits a HR for Georgia in his last ever college AB. His brother, on the other team, gets to celebrate with him as he rounds the bases with parents in attendance What a moment for this family
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what if the guy who invented umbrellas wanted to name them brellas but hesitated
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It’s like a meth family moved in….
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No attendance record will ever be safe from Nebraska fans
Nebraska plays a hand in setting a Session Two attendance record: 12,605 What else is new? @KETV | #Huskers
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and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?
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Not in my house
few things are up your butt and around the corner anymore
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and for the lady? perhaps going back to the 90’s to play Barbie’s, snack on dunkaroos and watch Mary-Kate and Ashley’s two of a kind
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RED TEAM ON TOP. YOUR HUSKERS ARE THE OUTRIGHT 2026 BIG TEN REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONS. 🏆
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Trump has skipped EVERY correspondant's dinner across his presidencies. Except this one. And all of a sudden there's a shooter in the lobby Ok.
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BREAKING The U.S. Secret Service just rushed the President and First Lady off the dais at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner after the sound of shots being fired was heard. They have since reportedly been evacuated.
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Imagine beefing with the Pope all week and having your sycophants claim the Pope doesn't know the Bible only for one of your sycophants to come out here and quote a fake Bible verse from a movie. Embarrassing.
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One of the weirdest parts of when Catholicism ends up back in the headlines is finding out every Protestant denomination has some sort of specific and deeply held set of opinions about us when I grew not knowing the difference between a Lutheran and a Baptist.
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9 years ago. @HillaryClinton warned us: “This is not someone who should ever have the nuclear codes – because it’s not hard to imagine Donald Trump leading us into a war just because somebody got under his very thin skin.”
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