Reader, writer, photographer, bartender, and probably thinking about hammocks at this very moment.

San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2009
Abandoned coastal shack outside Caspar California. #abandonedplaces #hauntedhouse #lostcoast ift.tt/2gdyJJo
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Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old-fashioned way: Reaching for the same book and falling in love instantly over a shared interest of unrealistic, slightly toxic ideas of love that will later cause us to realize that life doesn't work out that way.
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What would make the world more #ADHD friendly? (I might use your response in a video, let me know if you want to be anonymous :))
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Hardbacks from Hell? Would anyone be interested in more durable, hardcover editions of our #PaperbacksFromHell? These would be regular-sized trade hardcovers, nothing fancy, but at a reasonable price (around $24.99). BLACK AMBROSIA hardcover coming soon, its 1st-ever hc edition.
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GIVEAWAY TIME AGAIN — Next week I will pick one lucky winner to receive an illustrated, slipcased copy of Stephen King’s classic collection, NIGHT SHIFT. All you have to do is Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck, everyone!
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Hot damn that's awesome. Can't wait for my copy.
I just finished an illustration for ALTAR by @PhilipFracassi and with the permission of @SilentMotorist , I'm sharing it with you. Great story and there are still copies in pre-order from the publisher (in case you're missing something in your Christmas list).
The problem with defining ADHD and autism by the behavioural results of our symptoms, is that it sets changing our behaviour as the measurement of success, not coping better.
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Variation on a Theme: The people who could afford to pay the highest interest rates (The Rich) pay the lowest interest rates; the people who can ill afford to pay the highest interest rates (The Poor) pay the highest interest rates. No, this isn’t a screwed-up system. At all.
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The pandemic hit in 2020. We should not use 2019 income to determine relief eligibility.
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You know about room 237 at the Overlook Hotel, but do you know about room 118? Have you heard the story about room 324? What about those tapes found in room 221? Anthology idea: Overlook Hotel horror stories. It’s a @StephenKing tribute and a lot of fun. Let’s go!
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Hello world! I'm an author, illustrator and occasional voice actor/narrator from #Bristol in the UK. Proud member of the #horror community, devourer of dad jokes/lotr memes, borderline annoying levels of enthusiasm for most things in life. Help me hit 10k followers! 🖤
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Gotta admit it’s really something to see Wall Streeters with a long history of treating our economy as a casino complain about a message board of posters also treating the market as a casino
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All jokes aside, @tedcruz is a fascist piece of shit.
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When this is all over I am going on a pub crawl that lasts ten years
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YOU. PROVE. LOVE. IS. REAL. JUST. BY. BEING. YOU.
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Fuck
Rest In Peace MF DOOM. The legendary, elusive rapper and producer has died at age 49. 💔
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if it helps your trot to say THIS YEAR I WILL MAKE THIS POSITIVE CHANGE then i say 'heck yes buckaroo go for it' but also do not let this make you forget YOU ARE POWERFUL AND SPECIAL AND UNIQUE ALL THE TIME not just today or tomorrow but anywhere you are placed on this timeline
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Until the end of the 19th century, scientists believed life couldn't exist below 300 fathoms. Then one pioneering expedition found strange and wondrous creatures in the deep. Here they are illustrated, the world's first encyclopedia of deep-sea cephalopods brainpickings.org/2020/03/03…
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Telling your kids that Rudy Giuliani was once respected is like explaining that O.J. Simpson was once a football player.
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