@boxoftampons

Slay, Serve, Survive

 she/her • 23 • 🫧
Joined January 2018
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the beach that makes you old thread
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You can’t even watch a youtube video for 1 MINUTE before another fucking ad bunch plays my god dude
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my god dude i want him so fucking bad please someone PLEASE HES SO CUTE I NEEEEDDDD HIMMMM
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Block by block, I will rebuild this app into a perfect world in my image
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thank god for this tweet i jsut closed all my open sessions
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Me acabo de enterar k si vas al navegador dentro de Twitter tienen derecho a tu cuenta y te dejan la sesión activada ahí y pueden acceder a ella, es como si pinchases en un enlace para k te hackeen, k cojones, id a verlo pork no son pocas además y cerrarlo esto no es coña.
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they always use it as a selling point too like “IT HAS REMOVABLE PADS!!!!” nothing makes me feel less excited about a bra then seeing that
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@lint_aaOct 20
Dear bra companies, I am BEGGING you to stop making bras with removable pads. 😭 Nobody wants to spend 10 minutes trying to shove a folded-up triangle back into a tiny hole after laundry day. WE ARE TIRED.
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It used to be that when one of your tweets went viral you’d get offered money to sell vibrators.
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i genuinely feel like i’m getting stupider
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playing with a rubix cube at works and realizing in real time that i do have really bad object permanence 💀💀
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本日のお浸かり 皆さま、本日もおつかりさまです
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when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit
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Tina constantly guessing random dates until Trump croaks
Tina@Tina23667422279Oct 17
Donald Trump, November 2026. July 2027.
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almost fainted in the shower today dude never do an everything shower on no food and water i had to sit on my bed butt ass naked chugging water to keep myself from fainting and my whole body was shaking lol
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on a funny note this is not the first time i’ve done thiisss!!!!
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oh my gooddd ok sooo im giving up lol its been like an hour or two now and i literally am not smart enough to figure it out sooooo i have to start anew😪 im going to try to make my own like custom one and make sure everyone is compatible and updated
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me trying to fix my minecraft
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minecraft keeps crashing i hate mods bro you were working yesterday
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based off my pinterest boards you’d think my minecraft world would be full of beautiful whimsical builds but no i have not a single one because of my ADHD😎👍
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ALSO I DID HAVE ONE A WORLD THAT I LOVED SOOOO MUCH BUT THEN IT GOT FUCKING DELETED SOMEHOW AND I MOURN IT EVWRY SINGLE DAY
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how it genuinely feels to download mods on minecraft
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yes this file is compatible but actually it’s not but this one is but it’s only a few versions old and hasn’t been updated yet and this one won’t work unless u install these three other ones and oops actually these three aren’t compatible with these two mods and oh actually
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