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𝒔𝒆𝒆 π’šπ„π’– 𝒂𝒓𝝄𝒖𝒏𝒅, 𝒑𝒓𝝄𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒔𝝄𝒓 π’“π’Šπ‚π’†π’“ π’”π„π’π’ˆ β€” @GunfireRiver

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# river hates me πŸ’”
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Why?! Why why why?!
River M. Song (Parody) (@BespokeSong) profile pictureRiver M. Song (Parody)@BespokeSong13 Aug 2022
I mean I can burn those too?
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Well I only have my shirt and socks left now that you burnt the rest!
River M. Song (Parody) (@BespokeSong) profile pictureRiver M. Song (Parody)@BespokeSong13 Aug 2022
Oh well in that case Mr. Flirty, remove your clothes
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If you wanted me to remove my clothes all you had to do was ask! Don’t ruin my favourite pants.
River M. Song (Parody) (@BespokeSong) profile pictureRiver M. Song (Parody)@BespokeSong13 Aug 2022
*throws lighter at him* And now?
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Am not! My pants aren’t on fire!
River M. Song (Parody) (@BespokeSong) profile pictureRiver M. Song (Parody)@BespokeSong13 Aug 2022
Liar liar pants on fire
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Terrible signal, sorry love
River M. Song (Parody) (@BespokeSong) profile pictureRiver M. Song (Parody)@BespokeSong13 Aug 2022
Having to carve his whole government name out....
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Hiatus resumes, too overwhelming being here πŸ™ƒ
…. How long were you stood behind me?
River M. Song (Parody) (@BespokeSong) profile pictureRiver M. Song (Parody)@BespokeSong30 Jul 2022
If you tell me? *she taps her foot*
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Ah! River! My darling wife, you see… Technically with the time difference it hasn’t been that long… technically… but… I almost DIED! It’s good to be home.
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*clears throat* If I tell River I almost died whilst I was away, do you think she will forgive me for how long I was gone?
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I… fair point… I hate that you do this. I’m trying to be cross here.
River M. Song (Parody) (@BespokeSong) profile pictureRiver M. Song (Parody)@BespokeSong27 May 2022
I'd say I'm sorry.... But it's nice to know what it feels like to have a protective mother
Whaβ€” HOW?!
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Hardly! I’ve been saving the world!!
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Don’t β€œoops” me! She only just calmed down and now you’ve set her back off again
River M. Song (Parody) (@BespokeSong) profile pictureRiver M. Song (Parody)@BespokeSong27 May 2022
Ooops?
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Don’t encourage her!!!
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My wife, ladies and gentlemen, throwing me under the bus AGAIN with Amy.
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// deadlines complete, guess who’s back 😎 But properly tomorrow, because this gal needs to catch up on sleep
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Replies first, then DMs. Please, I will eventually catch up, just try to be patient with me as it’s a lot of pressure when you’re trying to send what you owe and make them good πŸ₯Ί
// major deadline complete, minor one left next Wednesday but I’ll be here so soon I promise!!
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