regurgitated bad jokes and worse puns

Joined January 2016
drinking coffee; will be back out and will probably chill at the hotel for a couple of hours
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is this poll offer you a meaningful tweet all day and getting kind of restless.
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have I mentioned that one of my tweets
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might spin up a stream going shortly
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tfw still pretty w-iffy
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I'll find myself asking: what do for dinner
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I'm taking tomorrow off work but I'm going to wait for everything to arrive.
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no downloading new pics, where there's too much fun with this
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back to use breakfast voucher shortly
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on the other hand, I kind of ☕
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have I mentioned that one of the letters
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some days I feel less like garbage in the morning
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tfw falling asleep in front of my computer and stream from the console sitting right next to it.
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tfw all the bad weather around here lately the worst times
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Also featuring a certain run guilt-free
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a reminder that it's a good thing that we can't have emoji in usernames
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who would ever want to, find me a garbage emoji to adequately express how healthy I feel right now
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I don't think I've made my selection.
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The RGB cable got here just as I post this
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in all seriousness though I'm aiming to be at breakfast at 6:30am if you haven't said bye yet
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