Daniel Borowski retweeted
my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably.
your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure.
pathetic.
Daniel Borowski retweeted
People be like "I put my blood sweat and tears into this" and they be talking about their niche b2b saas software
Daniel Borowski retweeted
Einstein worked out relativity with pure thought experiments and you need an A/B test to change some marketing copy.
Daniel Borowski retweeted
me in hell describing ‘gaslighting’ and ‘lovebombing’ to a medieval peasant who was executed for stealing a spoonful of buckwheat in 1259
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I swear the secret to success is being able to write an email that no one has to scroll to read.
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I was in the airport today in Bhavnagar & overheard a tourist talking to his friend about samosas.
Then he said he had read about them from some guy on Twitter named “Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.”
I just smiled and ate my samosa.
The internet is incredible.
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A professor of mine went to go hear Derrida speak once. The entire talk was about cows; everyone was flummoxed but listened carefully, and took notes about...cows. There was a short break, and when Derrida came back, he was like, “I’m told it is pronounced ‘chaos.’” – at Philadelphia, PA
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Me at 2 PM not able to work on anything because I have a meeting at 3:30 PM
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“Heap’s approach to analytics is a paradigm shift compared to the aforementioned platforms.”
- @borowskidaniel's description says it all.🤯Check out Heap's review in "The 5 best product analytics tools in 2021" link.medium.com/jGjPFYznTeb




















