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OW! MY BALLS! - saul goodman Attorney at Law

When I'm 65 he'll be 60 and it'll be irrelevant, we'll both be old together.

My heart it skips a beat when I behold The light that's shining through your eyes of gold

He hums in agreement and pushes into my embrace. Goes lax. And at that second, the feeling of being home is overwhelming.

You poor thing Sweet, mourning lamb There's nothing you can do It's already been done

Won't someone give me a gun? Oh, well it's for my brother

I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest And the moon just happened to be the very first thing that I missed

Don't be afraid. Just start the tape.

Whether I'd chase him down the road with a pick axe, who knows. Or maybe I'd fucking jump him and give him a love bite.

okay well i guess ill give birth?

Yes I love my brother, is that a crime?

- I just swallowed an ant lmao - and to think you used to be one of my emergency contacts

you wanna cuddle my fart

“Vicky, I need to get this off,” I say, pulling on the chain around my neck, and she hurries over and says, “Okay, okay, let me,” and I shiver as her nimble fingers reach the clasp, and then the simple silver chain is gone. Its familiar weight is no longer there.

caseoh is awaiting your bellayyyy

He feels like the only thing in the world that’s ever made any sense to me.

Where da hort at? Hort: im hort

I am no good nor evil, simply I am And I have come to take what is mine I was there in the dark when you spilled your first blood I am here now, as you run from me still Run then, child You can't hide from me forever

Well, we're not friends.

When I'm 65 he'll be 60 and it'll be irrelevant, we'll both be old together.

I fucked the pope in the bathroom during intermission at a toronto maple leafs game in 2015