@boot_hee

i like family guy a lot and also animals and shitposting and the ocean and…uhhhh…oh that’s right ur mom they/them | 25

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Joined June 2017
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being attracted to a blonde man feels like ur a punished dog getting its face shoved in its own pee
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*takes drag of cigarette* you remember that girl abigail breslin?
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one time my mom tried to break the window of my brother’s car with a rock
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goin downtown and just barfing on rich people
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Pop Base
@PopBase
Sep 24
Ryan Murphy reveals he finished a script for a ‘Glee’ reboot an hour ago. He says he’s spoken to around 10 of the original cast members and they are “enthusiastic.” (via Entertainment Tonight)
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tourist shop idea: i took a pill in ibiza and all i got was this t-shirt
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no naya rivera so what’s the point
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Sep 24
Ryan Murphy says a ‘GLEE’ reboot may be happening. “I just finished the script a hour ago… I’ve been in touch with around 10 of the original cast members.” (Source: @etnow)
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scrolling thru my camera roll and found some softcore voltron porn from like 2018
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RAHHHHHHH
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psychosis
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i haven’t been able to blow up xorporate america with my mind yet but i think i just need to try harder
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threatening to kill myself in front of the recruiter if they don’t hire me
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at this point…
mary@elaine_stritch
Sep 22
showing up to a job interview with a whole rotisserie chicken
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cats don’t feel shame like dogs do—instead, they feel embarrassment. i lov e it
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society is past the point of redemption
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maybe i’m not meant to be employed. who wanna support me financially
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eepy
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does he even have a speech writer? jesus
FactPost
@factpostnews
Sep 21
Vance: We need somebody who will fight back against the fart left. Now, you may not have even heard that, but I just called them the fart left, not the far left.
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beN@benshotonfilm
Sep 22
However you feel about Camp Miasma doesn't matter, a trans person losing access to health care is really horrible and undeserving of your snide bullshit.
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a road was closed so i pull into a parking lot to turn around n a cop runs to put cones across the entrance so i cant leave. he’s like “yeah thats what happens when you go around a barrier, its a misdemeanor” bruh this WASNT BEHIND UR DUMBASS CONES, you had to MOVE EM TO TRAP ME
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