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"If you allow Tinubu one more year, four things are going to happen...
i) You will buy fuel at 5,000 naira per litre.
ii) You will see millionaires who can't buy bread. You will need one million naira to buy a loaf of bread.
iii) Nobody in Nigeria will see a reason to do a honest job.
iv) He will give you somebody to succeed him who is worse than him..."
- SDP Presidential Candidate, Adewole Adebayo
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A player football Twitter called the problem just became Premier League Player of the Season.
He didn’t win it because Manchester United were perfect.
He won it because he carried the mess long enough for people to stop pretending.
Meet Bruno Fernandes.
- Manchester United captain
- Portugal international
- Premier League Player of the Season
- FWA Footballer of the Year
- United’s most important creator
- One of the most hated and debated players in England
Early United days
- Joined United in 2020
- Started producing immediately
- Goals came
- Assists came
- Standards rose
- Fans called him the saviour
Then the story changed
- Rivals called him a penalty merchant
- Fans questioned his body language
- Every complaint became a clip
- Every misplaced pass became “proof”
- Every United loss became a Bruno debate
Captain era
- Took the armband during chaos
- Played in a team that rarely looked settled
- Created chances people wasted
- Dropped deep when midfield failed
- Took risks because someone had to
- Got blamed because he was the easiest face to blame
This season
- United finished third
- Champions League football returned
- Bruno kept producing
- Won United Player of the Year
- Won FWA Footballer of the Year
- Then won Premier League Player of the Season
That’s the funny part.
The player people called the problem was carrying most of the solution.
Football fans can argue with your attitude.
They can argue with your face.
They can argue with your style.
But when the numbers keep shouting, eventually the awards answer for you.
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Dear football,
Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life.
Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career.
When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way.
To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…
GO. FUCK. YOURSELF.
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