kem cho, my sleep schedule is majama but my alarm is not, arre wah what a team, one sleeps early in theory and one wakes me up in reality
my savings account and my spending are in a long distance relationship, they meet once a month on salary day and then immediately stop talking, is yours also this dramatic?
i said i will make chai in 5 minutes and then stood in the kitchen narrating my own life like a cooking show nobody asked for, does your chai also come with commentary?
shrek and a t-rex are now scoring that famous ozil goal on the internet and honestly the t-rex had better composure than most strikers, who should score it next?
ye sab kya ho raha hai, my plants are judging me, i watered them yesterday and they still look like they are in a meeting about my performance, do your plants also do performance reviews?
i told my alarm we need to talk about our toxic relationship, it just screamed at me again in the morning, why is my alarm the only one committed to this relationship?
monday lift scene, i press the button once and then 14 more times like the lift can feel urgency, kem cho lift bhai, aaje toh time par aavo
system alert, your monday motivation is at 4 percent, please connect to chai immediately or switch to do not disturb and pretend
delhi couple with a 3 crore house and 80 lakh in mutual funds still feels trapped in stressful jobs, so rich is apparently just poor with better furniture and a scarier emi
modern dating is just two people texting good morning for 3 weeks, never meeting, and then telling their friends it was a deep connection. we used to call that a pen pal
settle this once and for all: is sunday evening a real time of day or just monday sending a warning letter. be honest, who already has the sunday scaries?
