i’m just your average fucking dumbass on the internet.
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THE HOMECOMING THEY WON'T FORGET
@Michael_Malott just sent the #UFCEdmonton crowd into a frenzy with his knockout win!
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If you watch all 4 movies to 100% completion you unlock the Yoko Ono Nightmare Mode
Sony is considering releasing all 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics on the same day in April 2028.
Another idea being considered is offering a 4-pack of tickets to encourage fans to buy tickets to all 4 films at once.
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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“Welcome to the 2030 Fortnite OG Liberty Biberty College Football Playoffs brought to you by Polymarket.”
“Our new 76-team format is kicking off with a great matchup between 7-5 Army vs 8-4 North Texas!”
“Pat McAfee and Jason Kelce have been shirtless all day 😆!”
*Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey*
“Our Flock Camera Banana Ball halftime performance will be none other than Shaboozey with a special guest… The Imagine Dragons!!!”
#Expandto100 #DannyKanellSupremacy
#CollegeFootbAllTeamsMakeIt
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I have been kidnapped once as a child and i hate that person considerably less than Bruce Pritchard.
The originally scheduled Money in the Bank winners for this year were:
Men’s: Bron Breakker
Women’s: Roxanne Perez
(@FalseFinishHQ)
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Jeremy Wade, who took a break after catching every major freshwater fish on his show, has officially announced his return teasing a new series
“you thought River Monsters was over? the show was only the beginning… the waters are still full of secrets… I’M BACK.”
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Dawg he’s not even the greatest Samoan named Joe.
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Whole beef started over someone calling Iosivas WR45 like that wasn’t an extremely generous ranking 😭😭😭😭😭✌🏽
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Creating a gimmick match that encourages all competitors to start spamming their finishers in a final 15 minute sprint is the most Will Ospreay thing ever.
Will Ospreay has talked to Tony Khan to bring a brand NEW MATCH TYPE for WrestleDream PPV, here are the rules:
CLOCKWORK CARNAGE:
• 8 wrestlers. 2 stages. 1 winner.
• 15-minute scoring period.
• Any wrestlers pinned or submitted is gone
• Wrestler with most falls in the end wins
WINNER BECOMES AEW WORLD CHAMPION.
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This is a Destiny Exotic.
A modern rifle shaped by five centuries of Beretta heritage. The BRX1 500 Years Limited Edition brings together a factory ExtraGrain wood stock and forend, a hand-polished, engraved receiver, and dedicated anniversary details, with the speed and versatility of the BRX1 straight-pull platform.
Available at Beretta dealers beginning October 3. 500 years behind it. The next hunt ahead.
Discover more: busal.ink/Is484l
#Beretta500 #LegacyForgesTomorrow #BerettaBRX1
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My Red Sox offseason predictions:
Sonny Gray is currently filling his retirement paperwork
Willson Contreras will punch Craig Breslow
Roman Anthony will medically retire and join the cast of a Love Island
Jarren Duran will join ICE
Payton Tolle will do nothing wrong
John Henry will shave his head and become the third Tate brother
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Im going to need them to break up. There’s things bigger than love , like another Frank project, or a Talbot title run
Frank Ocean teases new photo with Payton Talbott on his website to promote the release of new music ahead of UFC 331 fight week 👀
(I am a Payton Talbott and Frank Ocean fan)
#UFC331
