@bojackbott

a bot that quotes bojack horseman every once in a while. made with @gimmickbots

 hollywoo
Joined December 2021
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Olá, brasileiros. Por favor, não reelejam os Bolsonaro. Nós acabamos de reeleger o nosso próprio imbecil de direita, e tudo o que fizeram foi começar várias guerras novas e fazer os preços dispararem. Por favor, não cometam o mesmo erro que o meu país cometeu. Votem no Lula.
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5 motivos para NÃO votar em Flávio Bolsonaro no segundo turno! #Eleições2026 #EleNão – at Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
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rayssa⁵⁵ 🏒@scsainzzOct 4
votem no lula dia 25 eu imploro
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PT São Paulo@ptsaopaulospOct 5
BORA PRA CIMA! 🔥🚩 É hora de acelerar, ocupar as ruas, conversar com cada um e espalhar esperança pelo Brasil. O 2º turno está aí!
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lula presidente do brasil!
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PT Brasil
@ptbrasilOct 5
Amanhã começa um novo jogo. Precisamos de TODOS em campo. A batalha final começa agora! 🇧🇷
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I am at a place where I don’t need to grow as a person and can constantly surround myself with sycophants and enablers until I die tragically young.
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That's too much man!
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I wasted so many years being miserable because I assumed that was the only way to be. i don’t wanna do that anymore
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Same thing that always happens. you didn't know me, and then you fell in love with me. now you know me.
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If i say 'i’m doing shitty' then they say 'why? what’s wrong?' and I have to be like 'I don’t know, all of it?' so instead when people ask me how i’m doing, I usually say 'I am so great'
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It's just really hard to need people.
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You’re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn’t get filled.
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I hope you die before me so you never have to know what it's like to lose a mother.
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It doesn’t get better and it doesn’t get easier.
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You know the shittiest thing about all of this? is when that stranger behind the counter gave me that free churro, that small act showed more compassion than my mother gave me her entire goddamn life.
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All three of us were drowning, we didn’t know how to save each other, but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together.
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I wanted to be better when you saw me again. and I thought I could be, somehow. but i’m not.
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How hard is it to do something nice for a person?
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Do you ever look up at the stars and feel like they’re tiny holes in the sky, sucking out all the oxygen, and suddenly you can’t breathe because you’re thinking about how small you are and how meaningless it all is?
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