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i am dedicating this account to pretty pictures and pretty things and pretty words to distract from the unprettiness of my mind
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Do you ever think about how basically every animal loves being petted and then think maybe we don’t pet each other enough, as humans
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Moment of silence for our fallen bee comrades.
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100 years. He's seen this planet change I'm ways very few of us alone can understand and has stood steadfast in preaching about environmental conservation being vital to human survival, while technocrats like Altman, Thiel and O'Leary are doing everything to make sure we don't.
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[Friend who's going to kill himself in 2 years] Yeah, I'm thinking of moving to Melbourne.
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Pigeons are wonderful. We abandoned them and they still survive, and struggle, beside us. They are smart, sweet and clean. They don’t get adequate food, care or respect. It’s the pigeon haters that are disgusting.
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I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know
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I can get along with anyone. But a girl who smokes weed? Oh I’ve known you since before we were born
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It’s so funny that I’m supposed to be looking for employment but I wake up everyday and the most powerful person alive who everyone knows is a pedophile is threatening nuclear holocaust and plunging the world into an economic depression like okay time to write a cover letter
The Artemis II crew sends a message to humans as they prepare to temporarily lose radio contact signal behind the far side of the moon:
“To all of you down there on Earth — and around Earth — We love you, from the moon.” xitter.cf/rapidreport2025/status…

































