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It was just reported, that over the wknd, Sean #Diddy Comb’s, was taken out of a New Jersey federal lockup by ambulance so he could receive medical treatment for a head injury. My God! That must’ve been 1 helluva blowjob? #trending #GoFigure #JustAsking #JimmyKimmel #tremdingnow
#KimKardashian wore a pink leotard & see-through skirt to support #LewisHamilton at #F1 Singapore. You know what? I coulda used that kinda support the other day when my car battery died. #trending #FactsMatter #JustSayin #trendingnow #KUWTK #giggity #trendingpost
A man was savagely mauled to death after entering the tiger enclosure at a zoo in England. Well, it’s official. This guy makes worse decisions than the #Trump administration. #gofigure #trending #TheMoreYouKnow #TrendingNews #JimmyKimmel #JustSayin #trendingpost
I just read that as many as 1 in 15 cats carry a nasty infectious parasite nicknamed beaver fever, & that 1 in 5 of those strains can infect humans. & that right there is the number 1 reason I like being single. #giggity #trending #JimmyKimmel #trendingpost #TheMoreYouKnow
Big congratulations to #IvankaTrump & #JaredKushner. They just became members of the ultraexclusive Indian Creek Country Club in #Florida. Wow! That’s amazing. But, unfortunately, due to that pesky made up word, #AFFORDABILITY, I’ll have to stick to my Planet Fitness. #trending
Ya know, with the way #DrOz just blatantly, & without apology, completely kisses #Trump’s ass, I think I finally figured out his area of expertise……..Proctology. #JustAsking #JimmyKimmel #trendingnews #trendingpost #TheMoreYouKnow #trending
#Starbucks say they plan 2close 250 U.S. locations. #OMG! Are they serious? Where the hell are people supposed 2 get their $8 MochaChackaPokaMolka with skim milk now? #trending #trendingnow #trendingpost #FactsMatter #JimmyKimmel #coffee #RuhRoh #JustAsking #truedat #TrendingNews
Former Secretary of Homeland Security, #KristiNoem, has filed for divorce from her husband, Bryon Noem. People aren’t that surprised tho. Insiders say the couple fought over the usual things. You know, finances, lack of communication, & wearing a huge set of fake tits. #trending
The #NYYankees are now facing a 2-0 deficit against the #TampaBayRays after losing Game 2 by a score of 5-2. Needless 2 say, the #Yankees must win game 3. Does anyone know if #JalenBrunson also plays baseball? #trending #NYKnicks #JustAsking #JimmyKimmel #JimmyFallon #trendingnow
Just read about an intoxicated woman who took off her pants & began masturbating on an American Airlines flight from Baltimore to #Miami. Jeez! What airline did she think she was flying,,,,Aer Lingus? #giggity #trending #trendingnow #trendingpost #travel #JimmyKimmel
Reflecting back on his time trying 2 make it in the music business, singer, #EngelbertHumperdinck, says he was repeatedly subjected 2 unwanted advances from talent agents. I mean, listen, I’m not taking sides or anything, but the guys last name literally has the word, HUMP, in it
Former White House press secretary, #KarolineLeavitt, is joining #FoxNews as an on-air INHIBITOR of truthful news. Oops, my bad, my bad. Meant to say joining Fox News as a CONTRIBUTOR. A contributor. Meant to say contributor. #trending #JimmyKimmel #TrendingNews #MSNOW #CNN
#LeBronJames’ helicopter was spotted landing in NYC after a #76ers scrimmage. You kinda knew it was his helicopter when it started to flop during the landing. #trending #LeBron #Siixers #NBA #TrendingNews #FactsMatter #truedat #trendingpost
#KimKardashian revealed that she has 5 nannies to help care for the 4 kids she shares with ex-husband #KanyeWest. Listen, when you take as many vacations as she does, that kinda makes sense. #trending #KUWTK #JustSayin #goodparenting #TrendingPost
A 58yro man from Missouri was shocked when he discovered his biological father was actually singer-songwriter, #MichaelMcDonald. I just wanna know at what age he realized he could do the most amazing Michael McDonald impression? #trending #DoobieBrothers #JustAsking #trendingpost
#Influencer, #AlixEarle, has just said that she has never read a book. It not her fault. She want read book, but she no no how read book. #JustSayin #ForReal #trending #trendingpost #instagram #TheMoreYouKnow #TrendingNews
Sean #Diddy Combs was allegedly placed back in solitary confinement after a report revealed his pampered prison life. I guess you gotta believe the story, only cause it was his butler who reportedly escorted him back to solitary. #GoFigure #trending #trendingnow #trendingpost
#ESPN just asked the question, what would you name an #NBA team from #LasVegas? I think I’d have to go with, The Vegas Bankruptcies. #MakesSense #basketball #factsmatter #trending #TrendingNews #trendingpost #stripclubs #vegas
That feeling you get when you wake up in the morning & think it’s gonna be a great day,,,,,,,,,aaannnddd, it isn’t. #JohnKennedy #EricSchmitt #JackSmith #IowaHawkeyes #AtlantaHawks #dumbass #trending #trendingpost #TrendingNews #RuhRoh #YaThink #truedat #trends #JustSayin
Disgraced music mogul, Sean #Diddy Combs is reportedly living the #VIP life behind bars with massages, alcohol, nude photos & a cellphone. At this point, I’m just wondering who actually sentenced him to prison, a judge or a travel agent? #JustAsking #trending #JimmyKimmel

