
Illustrator and writer. @NewYorker @WashingtonPost @NewYorkTimes @WallStreetJournal, @RandomHouse, @MADMagazine, @CartoonNetwork, 75+ children’s books.
Chatham, Massachusetts
Joined February 2008
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When Google says they’ve “stopped support” for Nest thermostats, they’re really saying “we’ve started our assholish extortion process.”
Google says they’ve “stopped support” for Nest because it sounds better than “we’ve started our assholish extortion process.”
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Humorist David Sedaris is teaming up with illustrator Bob Staake for a new picture book coming next year. THE SELFISH SISTER, about an entitled sibling who demands everything, is slated for publication by Astra on March 17, 2026. ow.ly/NtrL50XfKxr
Just doing my humble part to save the world’s refrigerators from being plastered cooler to freezer with ugly magnets. If one retro-inspired fridge magnet is good, then a 12 piece set of MODERNETS is even sweeter. (Go to bobstaake.com/bobshop
Prismacolor pencil study/sketch for large format painting of an iceberg. Not 100% happy with this, but that’s the point: it shows me what I’ll want to change in the final paintings.


















