I'm offended that you're offended, so if I offend you then you should apologize. I am constantly trying to tolerate the intolerant to avoid becoming one!

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Joined October 2017
Nailed it 🤣
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“What’s something you will receive a lot of hateful for saying out loud?” Not a single lie detected This is so good & terrifyingly accurate
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WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED???😳😳😳
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bob sponge retweeted
Not a single wasted second 🥺
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In 2007, people warned a 52-year-old Slovenian with a pot belly and a lunchtime wine habit that if he tried to swim the entire Amazon, he would die. Martin Strel had already swum the Danube, the Mississippi, and the Yangtze, so he knew what a river can do to a body, and he waded in anyway. There's a difference between not knowing any better and knowing how bad it could get, and he was the second kind.
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The entire covid saga summed up in less than 2.5 mins. Absolutely on the money, and hilarious AF 😭👌🏻⚡️
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Cavemen Issues Dire Warning That The Wheel Is Going To Eliminate Countless Jobs
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bob sponge retweeted
When reporting the news, aren't they supposed to know what they are reporting about? Or is MSM a big group of parrots?
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Fasting Day 6: I’d risk a bullet for some wings right now.
You know it’s bad in the area when the wing stop has bulletproof glass
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They will literally sacrifice anyone to hide their dirty secrets. WE AREN’T MAD ENOUGH! This is a rabbit hole people aren't ready for!
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If you’ve never seen Tucker & Dale vs Evil and want some dark laughs do yourself a favor and add it to your Halloween movies list. One of the best horror comedies of all time.
TUCKER & DALE VS. EVIL (2010) is built around one brilliantly twisted joke: every time Tucker & Dale try to explain themselves, another college kid accidentally dies & makes them look more guilty. The wood chipper scene is peak dark comedy.
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She looks like a deer in the headlights! 🤣🤣
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Just when you think this guy has run out of liberal hypocrisy to parody, he finds one he hasn't touched yet. The liberal in this one accepts "I'm a woman" no matter the chromosomes, but draws the line at "I have Down syndrome" because... chromosomes.
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We were warned.
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The White Man Strikes Back Part 51.
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You're welcome ♥️🫂
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Where are all of the white BLM donators. This is what you were giving to. I fear this represents a very large percentage of today’s black Family culture. I hope I’m wrong, but I fear not by the actions of all these young blacks all the way up through high school. Young Boy SHOOTS Teacher; You Won't Believe What He Does Next. Watch below👇
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