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Reagan: When I can vote, I’m voting for all girls.
Me: What if both candidates are girls?
Reagan: Then I’d vote for the one with the cooler name.
If her system catches on, Avril Lavigne will be President.
Kudos. If I know anything about govt funded programs, you can be assured 100% of this tax on @Waymo will meaningfully go to rideshare drivers and case studies will be written about the success stories of former Uber drivers. Brilliant.
Gotta admit. Those were some good looking losses. Excited for more!!
The #AZCardinals and veteran QB Jacoby Brissett have reached a deal to increase his compensation for 2026, as its new one year worth $15.5M with a chance to get $21M.
AZ’s starter is now locked, already having begun practicing.
I dunno. @GoldyHappens has it on good authority that there is strife in the locker room and GoldyHappens doesn't make emotional and outrageous claims...
"There needs to be some news sometimes."
The #DBacks aren't listening to the outside noise around one of their stars, Ketel Marte 🤭
🔗 sxm.app.link/mlbnetworkradio
This game of sports franchises playing chicken with "we'll leave" if they don't get massive govt funding is so tired.
Statement from the Office of the Mayor:

ALT "Over the last several years the Bears have stated their intentions in multiple jurisdictions, today's announcement is not surprising. It's also not surprising that Bears officials have stated this vote does not mean a move to Hammond is a done deal. Without a final site selection, until we see shovels in the ground in Hammond, the City of Chicago will continue to engage in discussions grounded in the interests of our residents. Office of the Mayor. Chicago."
Breaking!! This paves the way for the Cardinals to return to their roots in Chicago!
The Bears’ Board of Directors voted Thursday to advance the stadium development in Hammond, Indiana, with the exact to be selected. This is this first time that the Bears’ board has voted on any stadium site.
As one source said, “There is more work to do but barring anything very strange, it’s a done deal.”
Dear @NFL, please see replies and find the Cards franchise a new city and AZ a true homegrown expansion.
Cancel your plans. We already made them for you
@SeatGeek | azcards.social/4eEwJIh
New entrant for AZ billboard lawyers...gonna wait for their radio jingle before ranking their marketing.
Hey Grok, can you set my algorithm to max negativity for the Dbacks so I can keep up with the current takes from all these AZ sports fan accounts?
Such bold takes by so many!
Glass courts are and will be the future.
"It's not real basketball unless it's on hardwood.......and with peach baskets...and no shot clocks...and no three point line!"
Kyler sliding from an F to an A+. Man...well played.
NFL ownership grades from the NFLPA report cards, via @kalynkahler:
Vikings: A+
Ravens: A+
Broncos: A+
Commanders: A+
Raiders: A
Texans: A
Dolphins: A
Colts: A
Jaguars: A
Falcons: A
Lions: A
Seahawks: A
Bills: A-
Saints: A-
Bears: A-
Packers: A-
49ers: A-
Chargers: A-
Jets: B
Eagles: B
Cowboys: B
Giants: B
Rams: B
Panthers: B-
Patriots: B-
Chiefs: C+
Browns: C
Titans: C
Bengals: D+
Bucs: D
Steelers: D-
Cardinals: F
Full article: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/4798…
Cue Cardinals fans with arguments that somehow AZ is just the environment for Minshew to thrive. Just wait!
Please, NFL...ship this transient franchise to a new state.
Source: Former Chiefs QB Gardner Minshew II reached agreement today on a one-year, $8 million deal with the Arizona Cardinals.
Who is this Ed fella talking about Waymo? Don't come to Phoenix with this nonsense. If you do, please use a Waymo for your travels...much safer.























