Vegas by way of The Bay. Dog mom. Music junkie. Gummy Bear enthusiast.

A great, good place
Joined July 2010
This is a Disaster: An Autobiography
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Bryce moves like a dingus at times, but he moves with integrity at all times. I respect it. #loveislandusa
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You're gonna look me square in the eye and tell me hunter biden isn't a regulation hottie? Okay.
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hunter biden it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
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"It was daylight savings time..." Trinity is such a natural star I can't deal ✨ #loveislandsusa
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Love it or hate it, ya gotta admit the one-liners in this season are absolute money. #LoveIslandUSA
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HOT TAKE: PEOPLE WHO FEEL HOT SHOULD DECIDE THE TEMPERATURE OF A ROOM. PEOPLE WHO FEEL COLD SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER.
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For about 5 minutes each day, I walk to the front of my office building and stare out the window. I call it Window Time.
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This blood oath set is madlibs
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If Tony, Paavo, and Jono can do it, so can you, Randy Orton.
Mania in Vegas has to suck for the wrestlers. If you've never been to Vegas, staying at a major hotel legit takes 20-30 min to walk the lobby and get to your room. (they make you walk the entire casino to get to the actual hotel part) Anyway here's Randy Orton getting swarmed.
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Where do I submit my application to take part in the #bloodoath? Cc: @saralandrydj
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Okay Royksopp please continue. With each accessory shed, ol boy is lookin more and more comfy in the yuma. #couchella
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What the fuck do I wear to wrestlemania 🤣🤣🤣
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Ok what set should I replay
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gummies kicked in and I'm laser focused on Anyma's shoes. 🆘
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. @anyma_eva Well, well, well...we don't meet again. #couchella
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walking from the yuma to quasar is so much easier when you’re on the couch
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Jesus tap dancing Christmas. This closing monologue from the Armin b2b beyer set is about to be tatted down my entire body.
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“nothing from my end thanks”
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