Robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, lays down a bill. Bartender says, “Hey we don’t serve robots." And the robot says, “Oh, but someday you will.”

Lapidary and effete
Joined May 2007
regular math has fallen to the machines. girl math is humanity's last stronghold
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We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeonta… (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
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At the newsletter: Concluding Gay '90s month with the gayest movie of the 90s, Keanu Reeves' SPEED: jude-doyle.ghost.io/my/
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Lowkey there actually is a hole at the bottom of the lake where movies come from
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Susan Seager posted on Bluesky, asking us to ban the term "hallucinate" for AI. She said in part, “The term “hallucinate” is an inaccurate, industry-friendly term that should be banned when reporting news about AI fabrications.” Our generative AI guidance says AI sometimes generates inaccurate or fabricated responses to queries, an effect AI scientists call hallucination. If using the term hallucination, describe it as an issue associated with the technology that produces falsehoods or inaccurate or illogical information. Some in the field prefer the term confabulation or simpler terms to describe the inaccuracies that don't draw comparisons with human mental illness. What do you think? How would you describe it when AI creates inaccurate information?
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They don’t make movies about Ella McCay anymore
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- Papá quiero ser aura farmer. - ¿Esa no es la que mataban en twin peaks? - ¿Qué? - ¿Eh?
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A great unreleased collab between The Avalanches and Freddie Gibbs – first released on SoundCloud in 2016 and taken down shortly after. Most likely due to sample clearance issues.
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charlie sheen in the dog's washing machine steve harvey's mean when he's not talkin to me i'm on repeat when your mom's tossin the bean i'm on some meat when you're on washington street
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Penelope Cruz? You mean the Odyssey?
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I badly want to watch The Invite, despite my dislike for Seth Rogen. that's kinda amazing lol
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The editor The films
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Replace every single data center with true IMAX theaters.
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The internet remains undefeated
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Good morning….NYC is ready….LFG Knicks!
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The new phones policy is honestly insane and so dangerous what if I’m at the concert and there’s a genuine emergency??? like what if THE BUTCHER shows up at my show like he did at the Lady Raven concert in 2024!!!???
Phoebe Bridgers has announced The Lost Tour with support from Alex G and Isaac Wood! Each show will be phone-free, using Yondr pouches that will be unlocked when leaving the venue.
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my doubters will become my grouters when i remodel the bathroom of success
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i’m in the backrooms, watching you kiss her, woah oh oh
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i simply would've had a black person write this
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