@bmd7722

Kelly ClarkSTAN

 New Hampshire
Joined February 2024
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Brett
@bmd7722Oct 10
Oh someone’s getting fired today at that store
Kelly Clarkson
@kellyclarksonOct 10
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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Kelly: Just do that The that in question:
Livie@Liv_CR_love11h
Kelly always forgets not everyone is like her lol "Just do that" GIRL PLEASE
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Me to anyone within my general vicinity when it gets dark early
The Weather Channel
@weatherchannelOct 19
we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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Wake up drag queens doing a Kelly Clarkson and the automaton bird from the art of play shop in Brooklyn number just dropped!
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The world needs a Wendy Williams hot topics segment ASAP of the Kelly/Bird fiasco. “Guess who’s jealous of Kelly, ART OF PLAY”
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fAIkout
@fAIkoutOct 15
Kelly Clarkson albums, but make them Molly.
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There’s already Kelly Clarkson brainrot 🥀
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Brett retweeted
Lee@caseyleemooreOct 14
Me at Karaoke watching people try to sing Kelly Clarkson songs
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Replying to @duolingo
oh so she can only afford free?? big mistake little bird. huge!
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Guys. What if molly did the high note in Didn’t I on the next live performance
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No bird, Kelly.
yreva
@uffyebandaOct 13
Write a sad story using only three words
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Kelly Clarkson could have gone completely feral and destroyed that store, and I’d still be in her corner
MrsFishVEVO@Will_KelloggOct 13
sincerely did not know Kelly Clarkson had shooters like this lmaoooooo
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This is the most important tweet of 2026.
Brett
@bmd7722Oct 13
What if we kissed under Molly, the one of a kind singing and dancing bird automaton who plays an important role in magic shows that is permanently attached to the wall and isn’t for sale
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Turning to strangers in an elevator after ten seconds of silence and saying “So do you guys think the bird was actually for sale or no”
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“Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger” 🫩😮‍💨😂
fAIkout
@fAIkoutOct 14
The @kellyclarkson tapes are OUT! And guess what? The footage shows NO evidence of her being disparaged. What it DOES show is her looking at the bird, staff assisting otherS, and Kelly having an outburst as she leaves - and other customers clearly uncomfortable by her conduct.
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Jen@jenrewinkelOct 13
It’s so cute that people think I won’t go to war for Kelly Clarkson. 😊
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The clearance rack at Old Navy is gonna HATE to see Kelly Clarkson coming
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Date idea: we drive to Brooklyn, find a small business home goods store and attempt to buy a $15,000 animatronic bird
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What if we kissed under Molly, the one of a kind singing and dancing bird automaton who plays an important role in magic shows that is permanently attached to the wall and isn’t for sale
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Magills
@magills_Oct 12
A Halloween movie where Kelly Clarkson steals a mechanical bird from a toy store only to find out it’s cursed and has been slowly driving her insane.
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