Brett-Marco Glauser

New favorite question from a performer: "So like, have you done anything cool?" HELL YEAH ONE TIME I BOUNCED OREO FROM MY NOSE INTO MY MOUTH

Ran down a hall yelling "No givsies backsies" while have many small cat figurines thrown after me. It all just feels right.

*<6 hrs of sleep for two nights* "WHATS WRONG WITH ME" *13 hours sleep* "oh"

Guys. Great news. As the Food Festival comes to a close, there have been ZERO reported casualties!! What an improvement! Thank you!!

Halfway there! Celebrate with half a dozen doughnuts, a half-gallon of ice cream, or my personal favorite, both.

A fresh fruit platter. For dipping in a chocolate fountain.

Maple bacon pancakes with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Each.

Pro tip: Breakfast just means it comes first thing in the morning. Have a pizza.

Golden Oreos and gummy worms

Choose your own adventure: Schmackery's cookie assortment, Dō double scoop waffle cone or Big Gay Ice cream. Jk go get all three, champ.

Banana pancakes with blueberry syrup from IHOP. Double side of bacon.

Let's start with: BonChon Korean fried chicken and B&J Phish Food ice cream

To get things going, I'll be throwing out some inspiration to help everyone get the hang of it

Happy closing to all in Dance Out Loud! An annual post-DOL tradition of mine was a live-tweeted food festival lasting about a week.

And then the sky said: "EVERYONE GET THE F**K OFF THE STREETS"

The aggression with which hospital personnel tell you to relax is so funny

"We just had *so* much celery.. so we made Bloody Marys." Standard use of celery 😆😆😂 -@MarziPanda1927

When I think about what kind of life I want for myself and for my children, I think cinnamon.

Woah. #WomensMarchNYC

Oh. Well if you say so..

Okay but how does my body even HAVE this much moisture #bikram #audition #sweatonsweatonSWEAT