@blythlie

Muse | Creative | Aesthete

 Cape Town, South Africa
instagram.com/blythlie
Joined July 2014
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My friend has a date tonight. She wore high heels, a silk dress and a long coat with a matching tiny bag. The man texted her to ‘remind’ her to bring her wallet because they’ll be splitting the bill. She changed into sneakers, jeans and a sweater. I’m still laughing.
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WiFi, food and a 2m long charger.
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“Sisaba nokulala. Sesilala sigqokile nje silinde ukubaleka.”
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I love being the person people call when they get good news.
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Cardi B ke prerry girl.
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@ayekeenoSep 7
Cardi B says she STARVES herself for the first three months of every relationship because she REFUSES to use the washroom or fart around her man 😂👀 “If you gotta take a sh*t, you drive down to Dunkin’ Donuts and take a sh*t there. Ain’t no sh*tting, ain’t no farting. That’s why you eat salmon and bread.”
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Mgowo waka o batla audience. O nyaka ke posta diWhatsApp status ke re 'when days are dark, friends are few’. Ufuna ngingene etaxini ngikhale bese abantu mabebuza ngithi' you wouldn't understand’ ngeslungu esine twang.
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I wish tomorrow was December.
B.@buhlesrevengeJul 13
i wish tomorrow was Friday. i don't have energy for this week
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@bongyluazieyJul 12
A 15 year old is trying to get justice for her 6 year old sister who was graped by their transport driver. They live with their grandma, the perpetrator and his sister are threatening them. Im not popular but please share so this lands on the right people.Shes been trying since June.
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That man who raped a 6 year old child is so brazen about what he did because he knows that police are incompetent. He’s even boasting about the fact that the police will do nothing about it and his life will continue as normal on his tik tok account.
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@_iamhabeebJul 12
still so many first times to look forward to
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i wanna be so so so rich that whenever my fav ppl casually mention something they like, i can just buy it for them
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Your government is testing what you'll tolerate and a lot of us are tolerating way way WAY too much.
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Then there’s me. Raised by Enid Blyton.
Ethel@EthelreadsbooksJul 4
Most Readers were raised by wattpad. I am one of them😂
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Grace
@gracecamille_Jul 5
I’ve really enjoyed reading all these nice poems guys. We do have fun on here sometimes
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Good news for South Africans. 🇿🇦 You do not need to own a motorcycle to qualify for a scooter delivery job. RTT has partnered with Honda Motorcycles to offer a 3-year rent-to-own programme at a cost of just R350 per week. The next step is for South Africans to acquire their motorcycle licences so they can take advantage of these employment opportunities. 🇿🇦🏍️✊🏽
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Zito@_ZeetsJul 1
First time I had a margarita:
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@KevOnStageJul 1
Mexico is not playing around.
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🌘@uNkuluhJun 30
SA Middle class would have sided with the apartheid regime. To them it’s all about convenience.
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Why are spaza shops closed if they’re legal and regulated? 🤣
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Midrand people instead of taking to the streets to protest against the water crisis,they are busy queuing at the gyms to take a shower.A defeated middle class.
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The Bloemfontein Municipality’s Notice No. 9 of 1884. Source: The Friend of the Free State and Bloemfontein Gazette.
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vhoydiana@kith3rMay 26
Don’t let ActionSA become a strong national contender, they believe that BEE should be stripped and reformed to include all races 😊 just like the DA.
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