@bluericard0

Fail again, fail better. absolutely blagging it. He/him.

 Southampton
Joined January 2011
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Nothing makes you feel old like being tapped on the shoulder by a 19 year old and being told you had a massive impact on their life More alcohol please
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Simply love being sent for a (scheduled) endoscopy
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Generational
CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️
@CBSSportsGolazoOct 15
One of the greatest penalties you'll ever see 😅 Watch the Concacaf Caribbean Cup on @paramountplus 📺
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One of the greatest penalties you'll ever see 😅 Watch the Concacaf Caribbean Cup on @paramountplus 📺
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Shikari going on hiatus yeet me into a bin please
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Hit on for the first time in yonks and Ofc I was an awkward fuck about it
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Been told to go down to Urgent Treatment and i’m going TO BE SO MAD IF THEY TELL ME I NEED TO BE IN A&E
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Literally trying to escape having to be admitted for IV antibiotics 🙃
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Wish I was lying
The Tartan Tipster
@TartanTipsterrSep 5
Did the Bournemouth manager just say on live TV “Stick the finger in the Bunda”???
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I’m not even //ill// at the moment, I’m just so fucking fed up
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Looking dangerous doesn’t win you games #bcfc
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Incroyable
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Birthday Friday and I have zilch to celebrate, and I’m not sure I give a shit
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This is probably the most exposure half of the UK have seen of Thatcherism - hopefully leads to a more honest conversation
PoliticsJOE
@PoliticsJOE_UKSep 1
Andy Burnham DESTROYS 40 years of neoliberal failure in his first speech in the Commons as Prime Minister.
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Did not realise how much WFH semi regularly would mean that I didn’t feel fucking exhausted at the end of the day constantly
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We’ll leave out me doing 9 hours of Youth Work on top of my full time job, but honestly game changing
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Just submitted an essay assignment entitled ‘When you try your best, but you don’t succeed’
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Bit shit DJing alt nights when barely anyone you know tunes up
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Fucking love DJing but things change so much in 10 years
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Very glad the @MaxPemberton ‘Documentary’ is being roundly criticised - I really hope the lack of integrity and rigour is remembered by future employers. Absolute coward for hiding behind Channel 4.
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