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Auckland, NZ
Joined May 2009
This is brilliant: David Seymour roasted on a spit by an education professional of 50 years #nzpol .
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Replying to @David_Cormack
Reduced cream has no other use according to Wikipedia
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Did your merging get you a spot on Santa's nice list? Or on his naughty one? We’ve been watching Wellington, Auckland, and Tauranga for the best (and worst) merges. Did your efforts earn Merge of the Month?
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A short story about decisions.
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It’s the same day, David.
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Being trapped at Burning Man seems almost as bad as being trapped in a conversation with someone who went to Burning Man
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“The most I worked was 40 to 50 hours in a school week. I work to support my family with bills and groceries.” - These are the stories NZ's record low-attendance rates don't tell. Multiple brave & resilient students shared their stories with us @NZQandA 1news.co.nz/2023/06/18/high-…
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There are three types of people in the world. Those who put away their own tray and other peoples’ trays at airport security. Those who just put away their own tray. And assholes.
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Another joy-filled night in the company of this lil rockstar. (Also, the past-us who parked a getaway car at lunchtime? Bloody legends)
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A cat was saved from under the rubble in Turkey. It now refuses to leave its rescuer's side.
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Love her.
Jacinda Ardern delivers final speech as NZ's Prime Minister bit.ly/3yQUVzA #Newshub
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"One of the criticisms I've faced over the years is that I'm not aggressive enough or assertive enough, or maybe somehow, because I'm empathetic, it means I'm weak. I totally rebel against that. I refuse to believe that you cannot be both compassionate & strong." Jacinda Ardern
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These are baby stingrays. They look like aliens stuck in ravioli.
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We’re athletes!
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Just lovely.
There are very few people I’d do this for. But it seems I’m on the train to London to join a very long overnight queue with my dear old Mum. Here comes a rolling thread about #TheQueue
Imagining all teachers in all the other countries in the world, in which a fire is more of a worry in schools than a mass shooting, wincing at the suggestion that only one entrance/exit to an entire school should be standard practice.
Sen. Ted Cruz at Robb Elementary school today. Sharing his thoughts on the shooting
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.@DUALIPA shows off her interview skills and asks Stephen about his faith and his comedy. #LSSC
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