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lenovo lore. music n stuff.

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Joined September 2020
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NOBODY WANTS YOUR HOMEMADE CRANBERRY SAUCE @OceanSprayInc #cranberrysauce
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another terrible take, good work
One of the most commonly held knocks against the record rings true: It takes nearly a half hour to pick up and sustain momentum p4k.in/GpxuweQ
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rihanna’s halftime show was a 10/10
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that 90’s show is actually great. putting this out there so they don’t cancel.
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these are top tier
Introducing: a Rhode Island pizza strip
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We're so fucked
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Let's talk about nice guy syndrome. We have a generation of men struggling to understand their anger who are acting out in dysfunctional ways:
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make music, have sex, cook mushrooms in a little pan with some butter
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Which actors do you want to see next for the future Knives Out films and spinoffs #GlassOnion
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Andrew Callaghan on CNN: "Even CNN competes for views by running constant 24hr news cycles based upon fear, division, outrage & panic, probably like to sell ads." Don Lemon: "I don't agree with what you're saying."
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when the poll yields the desired result vs. when it doesn’t
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elon stans are so embarrassing bro
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fuck this corny ass dude
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Absolutely bone chilling stuff Soccer journalist Grant Wahl who was kicked out of a stadium in QATAR for this shirt has reportedly collapsed and passed away during the Argentina game today His brother says on Instagram that Grant was fully healthy & believes there’s foul play – at Manhattan, NY
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Grant Wahl wrote that he had visited a hospital while in Qatar earlier in the week for upper chest pain after battling a cold for 10 days. espn.com/espn/story/_/i… grantwahl.substack.com/p/world-cup-da…
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sorry i can’t come tonight, i’m watching the rock paper scissors simulator season finale
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it’s almost that special time of year <3 #SpotifyWrapped
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was this on everyone’s ballot
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