BottomLeftofMitten retweeted
Been laughing at this for 10 minutes. I love whatever is wrong with bro lol
This is not the same 9PM from a month ago……I would stay up until 11pm, no problem, now I can barely stay awake after 8pm…..it’s going to be a lllloooonnngggggg winter.
BottomLeftofMitten retweeted
My body functions at its highest level when I am eating fresh, in-season produce.
I start a new job tomorrow. I won’t know anyone there. I was confident in my choice but now I’m re-litigating the decision in my head and nervous as hell.
BottomLeftofMitten retweeted
On paper, I’m in my 50’s & it’s really confusing…
In my head, I’m 35.
At a concert, I’m 25
After 10pm, I’m 72.
Getting up off the floor, I’m 93.
When someone makes me mad, I’m 2
BUT-
When an 80’s song comes on,
I’m 17, drunk in a field, & my mom thinks I’m at a sleepover
🤪
BottomLeftofMitten retweeted
Happy first day of fall to those who celebrate and have sense to know it’s the superior season of them all. 🍂
Yesterday I burned a pumpkin spice candle and made an apple pie. This morning my house smells like fall 🍁🎃🍎
BottomLeftofMitten retweeted
It’s officially wear a sweatshirt in the morning regret it in the afternoon weather
























