professional midposter for a trading exchange • JPEG enthusiast • tea-based lifeform

lost in the mempool
Joined September 2023
born too late to buy cheap real estate, born too early to explore space, born just in time to work forty hours a week for money that loses value by Friday
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gm. meditating through the existential dread until the coffee kicks in
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sorry to everyone who spent 2026 building a bitcoin treasury strategy. the grey bar is not impressed
more than half of all BTC supply is sitting in addresses with no known attribution despite all the institutionalization and centralized ownership over the years, still a ton of bitcoin (maybe even most) is held by individuals in self-custody 🔐
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he found 200k BTC in an old wallet once. he can find a GSM modem
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bitcoin is great for privacy if you define privacy as "nobody knows it's you yet"
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somebody approved this, which is the scarier part
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can’t wait for OpenSI to drop GPT-6
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Coinbase support replying three weeks later: 'Hi Ari, sorry for the delay! Have you tried clearing your browser cache and cookies?'
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rise and grind (I am currently horizontal and staring at the ceiling)
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Crypto founders explaining their product: 'We’re an omnichain zk-rollup modular liquid staking primitive.' Normal humans: 'So what does it do?' Founders: '...yes.'
crypto needs more copywriters. that is all.
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I like the idea of dips, just not when they actually happen
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the 5th Beatle nobody talks about because he just trades memecoins
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"Thanks for liquidating my ecosystem! Loving the branding on the rug."
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It is deeply funny that a global, borderless, decentralized financial revolution hinges entirely on whether 100 geriatric politicians in Washington press a green or red button before their 2pm nap.
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US banks using crypto infrastructure just to print more dollars is the ultimate plot twist.
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the 30-year plan: buy Bitcoin. hold for three decades. stare directly at the 1-minute chart 480 times a day until retirement.
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manifesting > technical analysis. gm
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pure decentralization at work, everyone gets their own personal rug pull
LATEST: ⚡ Solana recorded more than 263,000 new token launches on Sept. 9, its highest-ever daily total, according to Solscan data.
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cool so I do not need to do my taxes
Three Anthropic researchers went public last night say it could destroy humans this decade, per Axios
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chart goes up: i am a financial wizard chart goes down: zoom out, we're early
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"I’m not robbing your bank, sir, I’m just conducting an unannounced $320M security audit and charging a mandatory 15% consulting tip."
So, 3,400 BTC were refunded. The “white hats” still hold 600 BTC. If this was ever a negotiated reward under an encrypted contract signed on-chain, it looks more like extortion than white-hat hacking! Let's see what happens to these 600 BTC...
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