NOT ME BRO ANYONE BUT ME

Guatemala
Joined May 2022
Me at Red Lobster: I’ll have the uh- The Red Lobster (incessantly clicking his claws behind me) Me: (wiping my brow) …uh, the salmon
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What loving God would allow such suffering
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before i work on myself does anyone want me the way i am now
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phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape
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UTDR x Kingdom Hearts Summer Vacation
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Old flame that never truly died just told me about his current hookup's 8 incher right before I asked to catch up in person soon
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Sega do NOT fuck with Sonic fans they'll make the game better than you
πŸ”₯ Sonic Project Reignition, a fan remake of Sonic and the Secret Rings for PC, has now released its full version! It features the complete story, upgraded visuals, controller and keyboard support, new music and skills, Time Attack modes and mod support. #SonicNews
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white niggas be like β€œbalright”
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long distance mid commitment dontgetyourhopesupuationship
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How it felt being a Deltarune fan when driving in my car was popular
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I’m so sorry honey, yes you can go to a party with a guy you fucked a couple months ago
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yeah its over
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oh my goddddddddddddddddd shut the fuck upppppppppppppppppppppp
Tony died knowing they won while Natasha died hoping they would.
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watched a guy in line at the coffee shop completely fuck the wordle. just not even close.
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Just dropped off my weakest dick yet and she still made my plate
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Love like this will never find me it's so fucking over
bought my bf all of this for his birfday and he loved it so much yippeee.
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tw // schlatt , nsfw ?? - - - sorry but how THE FUCK is this okay
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hooked up with a girl and she said my balls look like they’re ai generated
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Replying to @azzilea_azalea
I challenge you to name one credible instance where Hoyo is racist. And bringing up anything Natlan or Sumeru related doesn't count.
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