He/Him

Joined October 2008
Director: hey guys did you finish the sequence introducing the pollution monster? Animators and Tim Curry: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked Director: what
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diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...
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Odyssey plot hole: Why was the Cyclops making goats cheese with no profit incentive or shareholders to create value for?
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You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.
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Want to win a Gambit PAX Bundle? 🤩 To enter: ✅ Like, follow, retweet  I am splitting 13 (!) Gambit variants. ✅ REPLY with: 🤨 (1) How many will be God Splits? (Ink/Gold + Krackle) (2) Will I get a Refrackle? (Refraction + Krackle) (3) Split # when I hit Mastery 30?
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Who wants a Gambit PAX Bundle? 🤩 To enter: ✅ Like, follow, retweet  ✅ REPLY with a card you hope gets nerfed and a card you hope gets buffed in tomorrow’s OTA I’ll close the replies in 24 hours and then draw a winner. 🥇 #MarvelSnap
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Who wants a Gambit PAX Bundle? 🤩 I have one to give away now and more for later. To enter: ✅ Like, follow, retweet  ✅ REPLY with the worst misplay you’ll never admit to (but now you have to) 😈 I’ll close the replies in 24 hours and then draw a winner. 🥇 #MarvelSnap
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📢GIVEAWAY TIME📢 The wonderful folks at @MARVELSNAP @seconddinner gave me a Gambit PAX bundle to give away To enter: ✅Like, follow, retweet ✅REPLY with a pic of your favorite variant
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THE inappropriate relationship
Ohio State President Ted Carter resigns after revealing 'inappropriate relationship' trib.al/1P2TTP0
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As a principled libertarian, I believe that anyone who doesn't immediately do what ICE says should be shot dead. And as a principled states' rights advocate, I believe that the federal government should not allow states to prosecute these shootings.
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Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.
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Everyone is expecting the Democratic Party to have some magic power and solution to stop what Republicans are doing without giving them power to do so. Constantly complaining about the power they didn’t give them.
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I'm giving away 2 copies of @Diablo 4's Lord of Hatred - Deluxe Edition on battle net! To participate make sure to follow me, retweet this post, like and comment! I draw the 2 winners on Friday 7pm CET live on my stream at twitch / Chronikz and will post here afterwards.
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📢GIVEAWAY TIME📢 The awesome folks at @MARVELSNAP @seconddinner gave me 3 PAX bundles to give away to celebrate Grand Arena! To enter: ✅Like, follow, retweet ✅REPLY with your favorite Grand Arena deck
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Make him YOUR minion. 🤖 We're partnering with @NVIDIAGeForce to give away a custom Claptrap PC rocking a GeForce RTX 5080! To enter: 👉 Share this post 👉 Follow Borderlands 👉 Follow @NVIDIAGeForce Terms & Conditions Apply. Full details: 2kgam.es/BL4ClaptrapGiveaway
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All this fascism but at least Jill Stein is here in the trenches, fighting with the rest of us.
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gotta finish up my nightly Charlie Kirk Memorial Incense Burning so I can rest up before my Morning Charlie Kirk Affirmations. Hope I get a good seat at the Charlie Kirk Prayer Breakfast. Can't forget to face Mar-A-Lago when I do my 5 daily Charlie Kirk Prayers. don't fire me 🙏
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My grandfather used to say “and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel” and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who hated the Nazis with the passion of 10,000 suns, thought it was an example of the media sanitizing evil people and he would use the phrase when someone asked him to overlook a bad person doing bad things and focus on the good.
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can only imagine what a privileged life you have to lead to view racism as something as minuscule as a difference of opinion/political view
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